- Chaney: Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!
- Joe Doucett: I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.
- Chaney: [as Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade] Wait. What?
- Joe Doucett: Hold still...
- Chaney: Cocksucker!
- [Joe continues to cut his neck]
- Chaney: Ow! Ow! Motherfucker. OW! SHIT!
- Joe Doucett: [smirks] Heh, heh.
- Chaney: YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU!
- Joe Doucett: No, fuck you!
- [Joe cuts him more]
- Chaney: OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHERFUCKER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!
- Joe Doucett: I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?
- Chaney: [frantic] Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!
- Joe Doucett: Who hired you?
- Chaney: I can't tell you that!
- Joe Doucett: Then do me a favor and shut the fuck up! Who hired you?
- Chaney: I don't know his fuckin' name!
- Burly Man: [playing crossword puzzle] 39 across, alter ego to Edmund Dantes.
- Joe Doucett: Count of Monte Cristo
- [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]