- [the Eds are in Eddy's garage, over which a sign is hung reading "Eds Pesky Problem Fixers". Eddy is behind a desk, Edd is with a typewriter, and Ed is using a mop. Suddenly, the phone rings]
- Ed: Hello!
- Eddy: [answering the phone] Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers! Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix 'er, for just one lousy quarter!
- [Muffled gobbling comes from the telephone]
- Eddy: WHADDA YA MEAN, YOU'RE BROKE? Hey! If you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door. They're cheap.
- [He slams down the receiver]
- Delightful Reaper: A-SIM-MA-LATE!
- [Grim blocks the scythe again, but this time the blade comes perilously close to piercing the head of the samurai. This time, the reaper grinds against the shield of the samurai, hoping to break through.]
- Grim: Grim:
- [straining to hold up]
- Grim: It's... too... strong!
- Delightful Reaper: Delightful Reaper: ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!
- [the M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. comes up behind it.]
- Grim: Mandy! You're our only hope. You've got to pants the reaper! It's the only way to defeat it!
- M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T.: I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
- [the robot taps the Delightful Reaper on the shoulder.]
- M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T.: [the reaper turns around and raises it's scythe as high as it can.]
- Numbuh 1: Mandy, what are you doing?
- [the Delightful Reaper cuts the M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. in half. Mandy joins the assimilated.]
- Delightful Reaper: Delightful Reaper: Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes! This is power. Now I can finally rule the world!
- [the Delightful Reaper has turned into the Mandy Reaper.]
- Numbuh 1: Oh no! Mandy's fused with the Reaper!
- Mandy Reaper: That's right! You puny KND are nothing compared to what I've become!
- Harold: Harold: Hey, you!
- [Harold is at the base of the Mandy Reaper, decked out in wrestling gear.]
- Harold: Give me back my lucky pants! GIVE... THEM... BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
- [foaming at the mouth]
- Harold: AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YA!
- [Harold removes his lucky pants from the Mandy Reaper, revealing her underwear.]
- Grim: Now, Numbuh 1!
- [the Skeleton Samurai picks up the sword and leaps in the air.]
- Grim, Numbuh 1: Super, Skeleton, Sword, Strike!
- [the samurai brings its' sword down upon the hindquarters of the exposed Mandy Reaper. An explosion occurs. As the fog begins to lift, a heavyset figure walks out of it, dragging behind him an incredibly large pair of pants-pants too big for even him.]
- Harold: I wear the pants around here! Me! Me me me! My pants! Me me me me!
- [Behind him, the Mandy Reaper lies in a huge hole and groans. Shortly thereafter, kids begin to pop out of it in spurts. After the spurts become a flood, a scythe falls out and flies through the air, into the hands of the Skeleton Samurai.]
- Grim: Grim: Finally! Me scythe!