A cinematic insult to humanity
Given that the original might be on the podium of the world's greatest films, this is a rape of a masterpiece - an evil, evil, evil deed that even Satan himself couldn't have done better. Talk about making money at the expense of dragging a great name through the mud.
Even though they've abused the original for decades, this is a masterpiece of incompetence, political correctness, and a lesson in how not to do storyboarding.
Don't people have ChatGPT to help them along the way? Just a better edit of the film could've helped-everything went wrong here.
It doesn't help to bring back old heroes either. Another thing - why include scenes of a beach with sunlight in horror films? Even the original isn't scary when you're watching it at a beach party with cocktails and Jamaican music in the background.
Even though they've abused the original for decades, this is a masterpiece of incompetence, political correctness, and a lesson in how not to do storyboarding.
Don't people have ChatGPT to help them along the way? Just a better edit of the film could've helped-everything went wrong here.
It doesn't help to bring back old heroes either. Another thing - why include scenes of a beach with sunlight in horror films? Even the original isn't scary when you're watching it at a beach party with cocktails and Jamaican music in the background.
- rune-andresen
- Mar 4, 2025