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Was impossible to get though 5 min of this move. This is the single most idiotic film I have seen. It made films like; Laserblast (1978), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Ankle Biters (2002) look like Oscar contenders by comparison.

Should have been called "Trump's *Voice* vs the Illuminati." Could just as well have been "Buggs Bunny vs the Illuminati" for all the difference it would have made. The creator took a cute idea, and... basically did nothing with it for an hour and ten minutes.

It immediately starts out with some looong and boring exposition, and... never really gets off the ground from there. Most of the scenes consist of a simple back-and-forth between mostly static shots, with not much of anything happening. A series of still panels would have done the job just as well. The animation itself is a strange mixture of competent and lazy (eg. The near absence of human faces).

Thin on humor and ideas. Could possibly have made a mildly entertaining ten or fifteen minute short, but sitting thru over an hour of this stuff is just plain coma-inducing.

What more needs to be said? CGI created with Blender or the like, (but obvious;y with so little facilities available that almost every scene is comprised of cycling short animations, with jump-backs that really jar. (Witness an astronaut - with motionless arms - start at one end of a corridor, glide painfully slowly down the corridor - remaining motionless bar the glide - and suddenly jump back to the start of the corridor again, or DJT conversing with said astronaut and being in 4-5 separate locations whilst doing do! Ahhh!! At no point do the animators dare to tackle a human face, apart from vague impressions of DJT's clownish boat-race through his visor. He is never seen outside of his space-suit. (Although it is a spookily familiar shade of orange...) After 15 minutes of the most banal attempts at story and humour, I started skipping a couple of minutes at a time and quickly realised I was doing myself a favour, as I witnessed aliens, wheelchair bound Lucifer, werewolves, Alastair Crowley, Van Helsing, Dr. Jeckyll, Ra, Anubis and Joseph freaking Stalin! If I had forced myself to watch it all, I think I might have stabbed myself in the eye with shards of my melted laptop. One star for the attempt and one star for the song over the closing credits, 'Another Witch-hunt'. Avoid it. Seriously.

I was really hoping for something funny, witty.... anything!

This "movie" was a jumbled bunch of badly replayed animations, a lot of poorly voiced dialog and almost no Trump. What you get instead is a few Green aliens (one being Aleistar Crowley?!), the voice of Anubis, a space Gorilla, and a couple of generic space cowboys "a la leftover Halo".

The poorly voiced over Trump is hardly even in this to either make fun of OR defend. Save your time and eye rolling and look elsewhere for entertainment. Or for those of you with Trump derangement syndrome, go back to finding things to be offended by. This won't entertain either side.

Would like to have a chat with whoever signed this off to be streamed on prime video. Just to understand the rationale behind since this is definitely not a movie, not a documentary no nothing.

Heck I recognized some shutterstock clips I used for some social media clips but that's not even the worst offense.

The so called dialogues are what you would expect kids to have when streaming videogames on twitch, the premise of the whole thing is what nightmares are made of when I eat too much.

I shouldn't have listened to my inner voice when I decided to click on this thing. Now I can't unsee it.

There are better animated videos on youtube, way better.

Avoid.

Don't trust the credits, I'm fairly sure the guy who did this was alone, and not all there at the same time. Well what can I say, this movie is obviously a troll, maybe even a portfolio for renderings with a bunch of voice over, and there's no way you can get interested in the story when everything just looks like a bunch of trolls on fortnite who unlocked all the animations, everything's too caricatural . Watch it if you're a film student though, you can learn from it, or watch it if you're a bad film maker and need your ego to be pumped up

The special effects of space ships and so on were actually quite decent. The Trump clone voice was good enough too. It's meant to be satire but lacks imagination.

I'm currently only half way through, but I had to make an account to give my opinion. It's really goofy and cringey and that's the only reason I've been laughing. The animation isn't the best but it's better than others. I noticed a few scenes had repeated animation and the faces were not animated for emotion or even simple talking. Very stale with the conversations as well. The storyline is a little odd but seeing it has Trump as the protagonist, I'm not too surprised. I would recommend this movie if you have a large group of friends over and you want to play a movie to get them laughing from the awkwardness. Besides all this, major props to the people who worked on this movie for thinking this up, animating and voice acting this. Ya'll tried your best.

Granted, I wasn't really expecting much from an animated CGI movie with a title such as "Trump vs the Illuminati". But still, with the chance to sit down and watch it, I did so. After all, it could just happen that this was going to be a hilarious spoof or something.

Well, it was something, alright...

Let's just get down to business. "Trump vs the Illuminati" was bad. Painstakingly and irrevocably bad.

The storyline was just atrocious, and I wonder how the writer and director managed to came up with something as abysmal and idiotic such as this. I mean, this was just downright bad. And not in a way that it was so bad it was actually fun to watch. No, this was just bad.

The CGI was rigid and wooden, looking like something from an early 2000s computer game. Sure, there were some interesting details and some of the space suits were actually interesting, but the majority of the textures and characters were just horrible to look at.

And then let's talk about the voice acting. Well, for an animated CGI movie, I am sure that we can agree upon the fact that having a good ensemble of talents to do the voices is alpha and omega, right? Right. Well, hold your horses, because the people behind the dubiously animated characters had for the most part annoying voices and delivered their lines without emotion. It was the stuff that would give you a splitting headache. And the guy that did Trump's voice was pretty far off from being an imitation of Trump's mannerisms of speech and such for the most part.

"Trump vs the Illuminati" is a CGI animated movie that you should give a wide berth. Some of us suffered through this ordeal in parts or in whole, so you don't have to waste your time, money or effort.

My rating of this 2020 CGI animated movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars. It was boring, uneventful, had outdated CGI animations and were just downright ludicrous to sit through.

This movie was always going to fail in one obvious way: it's not possible to spoof Donald Trump. Nothing could be as ridiculous, absurd, bizarre, strange, repulsive and laughable as the big orange man himself.

The pure amount of busty dance move trump pulls alone makes this movie great. Even when he is trapped with no exit, he is able to just dance his way out of the situation, while still being capable of insulting the alien trying to help him! Fantastic.

It's dumb and fun. It's as crazy as the title says and a little more.

Trump vs. The Illuminati was clearly made to cash in on Donald Trump's constant new appearances and other than that, they give nothing else. This is one of the ugliest, unappealing, and poorly written films I've ever seen. Do not even waste your time hate-watching this or checking it out for curiosity sake. There is no one who can enjoy this film, as there is barely any film to enjoy. When it is not slow monologuing with long shots of space, it is crafting a convoluted and confusing plot about ancient creatures and political triumph. None of that is done well and none of it is even the slightest bit interesting. The biggest draw of the film, Trump, is a let down as well, as you barley get to see his face, as he's hidden behind a space helmet. This is not a film that has redeemable moments, this is just a mess of a cash grab and a poor one at that.

It sounds as if Trump vs the Illuminati was created specifically to annoy actual Trumpezoids. Anyone else who watches this deserves the migraine. Also just crapitalizing on the moment.

It feels like this was written by AI and the voices are also AI, especially trump's. I watched this because I was stoned and it's soooo bad it was funny, but not funny in the way it was intended. It's funny because I couldn't believe a human made this. Seriously, is you smoke, you will get a laugh from this. Otherwise don't watch this, you will want your time back. If a human made this they should never make anything ever again. If money was spent on this I feel bad for the investors. I can't believe it made it onto Amazon prime lol. I've seen better productions from high schoolers recorded on phones with no budget.

Front to back the ideas in the /cough/ plot, was the fevered dream of the worst of 1st year film students combined with a dementated world view. Not bad enough to be good like The Room, its just bad.

The production quality is poor to inconsistent. Honestly this film is a grift to get fans of trump to buy and never watch.

I am sure the makers will get a good chunk of money for a poorly executed cash grab.

Had they not tried to be witty or focusing on lamp-shading the inevitable critics it would have flowed better. I'm sure there are inside jokes for those into politics that just do not translate to anyone who is not in the Truth Social/Qanon set.

I have to wonder why it was stretched to be almost exactly 110 minutes. This seemed to be some contract requirement. Honestly I would be shocked if Trump does not sue them for royalties or for liable. On that point Its obvious that they cut out references to Dominion at the last minute from several scenes.

Yes it's a bad movie. But it's so bad that it is comical. Over the top and cheesy. Everything about this movie was hilarious. I laughed the entire way through this very odd movie.

The bad reviews are amusing, but not as amusing as this flick. If you can't enjoy this movie for what it is, then you are no fun. If you don't understand that this is funnier with the visuals as is, then you are definitely no fun. There's nothing realistic about this so why would the animations trigger you? If you can't watch this because you fall either hard to the left or hard to the right, then you are 100% no fun. Cancel your Amazon subscription and sign up for the Hallmark channel.

For those who want to have a great time Trump dances around like he's at a Pride parade and karate fights like he's doing Kumite. I didn't even mention alien leader of the Illuminati, Aleister Crowley and his Egyptian god pal Anubis. Give us a sequel.

This was the best movie ever. I watched Blade Runner 2049 after this and damn this movie is so much better. I can never watch another movie again after this. I loved this movie so much, it cured my testicular cancer! I now have the courage to see my wife and kids again. I haven't seen them in five years. Time flies I guess. Thank you BC Fourteen (the director) and all of the cast! You changed my life! Watch this movie, you won't regret it!!!!

Finding out that something so absolutely ridiculous existed cured my depression. Actually watching it gave me depression again. This movie made me mentally and emotionally distraught. There were times I laughed so hard at how absolutely insane and ridiculous this movie was, and the crazy places the 'story' went. Most of the time I couldn't comprehend how or why someone would actually put effort into making this 70 minute movie. It was 70 minutes too long. It was like a fever dream. I believe the only possible way to enjoy this movie might be to watch it again, but this time on an absolutely heroic dose of magic Mushrooms, Acid, or both. It sure was one of the movies ever made. 10/10 would not recommend.

I still feel high as a kite right now after watching this movie but I think this was actually real. But this was like such a great movie. Perfect animation, best voice acting I've ever heard, and omfg the story. It was so freaking good. And the movie was just so realistic. This movie is the best thing I've seen since tropic thunder and this movie even puts that to shame. 100% worth the money. Buy this now and this is prefect to watch with your family if you wife isn't sidetracked watching reality shows during all of it. 10/10 bruh.