- State Trooper: What's going on here
- Malik Khan: A road trip with my boys. Little man needed to stop for a toilet break
- State Trooper: Didn't think to put your hazards on?
- Malik Khan: There was nobody on the road
- State Trooper: I was on the road
- State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car
- Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that
- State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.
- Bobby Khan: You think dad's gonna be ok? Jay?
- Jay Khan: Listen Bobby. I think we need to call mom.
- Bobby Khan: But she is an alien
- Jay Khan: What if dad made it all up? Think about it. Aliens taking over the world?
- [Chuckling]
- Bobby Khan: You just said they ate our Pop-Tarts.
- Jay Khan: Do you think aliens eat Pop-Tarts? Are you that stupid!
- [Both yelling, grunting screaming and fighting]
- Malik Khan: Hey, you see that?
- Jay Khan: What?
- Malik Khan: Meteors
- Jay Khan: I don't see anything
- Malik Khan: What, are you blind? Must be hundreds of them
- [Malik chuckles softly]