I love the Million Dollar Listing shows and was hoping this would be just as good. It's not. Within minutes you realise Michael is the token arrogant idiot. His analogy in the second episode about "push presents" made my eyes roll back so far in my head I finally saw what my arse looks like. This show has a little real estate and a lot of wannabe actors sitting around talking. I actually laughed when one said he was looking at cracking a total of a million dollars in commissions this year. Compared to the guys in MDLNY and MDLLA, that's chicken feed. These people are boring and halfway thru the second ep nobody has sold a property yet. Watch it if you need to get rid of annoying guests, this will bore them enough to leave.
We watched the whole season, just to see if anybody sold a property. So here's a few tips:
* Have a shot every time Michael mentions (out of context) that he's about to have a baby
* Have a shot every time Michael says " Nip it in the butt". (Nope not a typo, the man is an idiot.
Make a mental note to never take life advice from Michael, because he's great at using sayings that are completely wrong. He uses big words that he clearly doesn't understand their actual meaning.
This show sucks and the only reason I gave it a two, is I enjoy looking at real estate.
