- Ben Berger: I had my first kiss tonight.
- Alexa Walker: What? With who?
- Ben Berger: I also gave my first blowjob.
- Johnny Drake: I'm not a fag, man.
- Ben Berger: Whatever, I'm not the sensitive one.
- Johnny Drake: When did you turn into evil Light Boy?
- Ben Berger: When you turned out to be a total poser.
- Ben Berger: You can try and play all mature and worldly, but you're not. You're still the same scared, pathetic, perfect little girl.
- Alexa Walker: And you're still the same bitter, lonely loser who can't stand to see me have a life because you've never had one.