A Werewolf in England

I love a werewolf movie and have seen my share of bad werewolves over the years but this film takes the prize. The werewolves alone are laughable enough, inexplicably both mincing about and moving as if there were walking on a bouncy castle. However, the production values are also abysmal with most of the cast appearing to be wearing fancy dress costumes, wobbly sets, absurd acting, in fact there is very little to commend this film. It has moments of intentional comedy but mostly it's just very, very poor.

I didn't watch the previews, but I saw it added to the app I watch movies on and the poster looked cool, so I decided to watch it. I don't know why, but I was kinda expecting more from it. Its very B. Corny, kinda funny and kinda stupid. It definitely wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen by any stretch, though. A lot of other werewolf comedy-horror films are sorta heavy on gore, but this movie isn't. That was part of the reason it was just kinda meh for me. It's very mild in that department. From the start I was thinking it was kinda stupid, but not stupid enough to stop watching. You might have the same feelings if you flip it on, where its not the best but you still wanna see it through. I'm on a middle ground with it. I wouldn't say not to watch it, but if you don't, you're not missing out on a real must see movie. That sounds kinda mean to the directors and I'm not trying to be, but its just my personal criticism.

Having read the reviews, I felt compelled to write one. Unfortunately, I do think the cast and crew have been writing the reviews (the good ones) because ultimately, there is no way this film could be given a 7/8/9/10 out of 10. It's just too poor. I feel for all the people involved that spent a lot of time and effort on it, although judging by the quality, I'm not sure there was much of either of those things put in to this film. The VFX are bad, I mean really bad. You can tell there was no budget for this. The concept isn't original, it's just a copy, which is my people are comparing it to the 'classics' if you want to do something that's on a shoe string budget at least nail the concept, make it original. There's plenty of great low budget horrors that have been made that are great. Money shouldn't be your limitation. To the actors involved, really consider what's being offered to you, don't just take anything, maybe look at this directors history, everything being reviewed as 2/3/4 out of 10? Maybe give it a miss. This film won't have done you any favours, I appreciate it must be a hard industry, but let's face it you aren't going to be adding this one to your showreel. Saying no and doing nothing is sometimes better than doing something badly.

This movie is in the style of old Hammer House of Horror movies that were so popular in the 70's and preceding decades. It's funny, bloody and downright disgusting at times! (Poop, blood and farts abound) No special effects as such but if it's a blood soaked comedy you're after, this movie is for you!

Save your time and money! One of the worse films I've ever seen. My 3 year old could act better than anyone in this god awful film.