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Sint Niklaas, or "Sinterklaas", is a typically Dutch and Belgian tradition that occurs every year on the 5th and 6th of December. The legend states that, on his own birthday, the noble Saint rewards all the well-behaving children with toys and candy. When the children are asleep, the heavily bearded man walks over the rooftops on his white horse while his black assistants drop the presents down the chimneys. Does that sound vaguely familiar? Well actually, Sint Niklaas formed the inspiration for the universally acknowledged jolly figure of Santa Clause. The first Dutch immigrants in the United Stated re-implemented their national tradition oversees and linked it to the Christmas period. There, now all you non-Dutch speaking people with an interest in this film have some essential, need-to-know trivia about the titular character.

About the plot of "Sint" I can be rather brief. You know all the concept of US horror movies with a psychopathic Santa Clause, like for example "Silent Night Deadly Night", "You Better Watch Out" and "Santa Slay". Well, "Sint" is exactly the same. Writer/director Dick Maas (the only true horror prodigy of The Netherlands) wants to make us believe that Saint Niklaas wasn't a holy and generous figure, but a sadistic tyrant who plundered villages and terrorized the inhabitants. In the year 1492 on the fifth of December, he was burned alive by an angry mob. Even still now whenever there's a full moon on the anniversary of his violent death, which apparently occurs, once every 32 years, the evil saint returns to Amsterdam to butcher as many adults and children as possible.

"Sint" should be experienced exactly like Dick Maas intended it: as a highly amusing and deeply satirical splatter flick! Everything about it is wondrously grotesque and over-the-top; the whole basic idea, the acting performances and (especially) the dialogs. The gory massacres, including those of innocent young children, are so tremendously bombastic that you simply cannot be shocked or offended by them. At least not if you have a slight sense of dark humor. The special effects and make-up are graphic and engrossing, but too obviously fake. Naturally there's isn't much room for genuine suspense in this type of story, but – as said – that clearly wasn't the director's intention and at least he widely compensates this small shortcoming with fast-paced action and black comedy.

The film became infamous and caused quite some controversy in The Netherlands long before its premiere in theaters because promotional film posters, depicting the mutilated Sint on his menacing horse, were hung in public areas out there for young kids to see. Quite a number of sour and prudish people were upset about this, but plenty of questionnaires proved that the children themselves weren't shocked at all. For Dick Maas, the whole controversy just turned out to be more than welcome and cost-free publicity. Well done.

SINT is one of the most talked about movies in The Netherlands in 2010. When I went to the cinema it was exactly the movie I expected. It was a combination of the old school horror style of Dick Maas, great special effects, and a sense of humor that I haven't seen in Dutch movies for a long time. The special effects might not be as amazing as we're used to as the standard is Pirates of the Caribbean. However, considering the small budget (compared to movies from Hollywood) the effects we're pretty nice. I've heard some rumors that they might make a sequel and I definitely hope that these rumors are true. All together a fun experience. I can recommend this movie very much!

It seems to me that most of the reviewers have missed the point. That there was none. This movie is simply out to entertain. It is not one of those kinds that depend on a chilling story or strong characters.(Although there were some sequences that were quite thrilling). It simply is a slasher movie based on a classic myth and still grand celebration in the Netherlands of the original St. Nicolas.Sinterklaas (OG Santa if you will).It is supposed to be over the top.Bad acting,bad dialog,not very likable characters,and lots of lots of (CGI) blood and gore. To expect more will surely lead to disappointment.Everybody familiar with Dick Maas previous work could have expected this. Since it is far from a stretch even when this production is more leaning towards a comedy.And his comedies weren't exactly of the subtle and clever kind. Maybe not completely on par with Dead Snow and Rare exports (which can be debated) it sure does provide the same amount of entertainment.

A horror film that depicts St. Nicholas as a murderous bishop who kidnaps and murders children when there is a full moon on December 5.

I have to say, this may possibly be the first Dutch horror film I have ever seen. Probably even one of the first Dutch films of any genre (the only other coming to mind is "Spoorloos"). I prefer to judge a film on its own merits rather than the merits of the country... but it is interesting to place a film in the context of its own film industry. And, frankly, I did not know the Netherlands really had much of an industry.

Many horror films have focused on Santa Claus, and a few have had the Easter Bunny, Jack Frost, or have focused on just about every holiday imaginable. This is the first (and only) film about the Feast of St. Nick, and for that originality they deserve some praise.

I loved the coloration, the camera angles, the "black Petes" as evil minions... I was worried about this one, but it turned out being pretty great. The obsession with the characters' infidelity in the first act (which has no bearing on the plot) is a little odd, as is the fact a teacher would allow sex toys to be given out in class. But this is easy to overlook.

In style and tone, this goes alongside "Dead Snow" and makes for a great party movie. If possible, though, get the subtitled version, as the English dubbing is horrible.

Culturally not being very well acquainted with Saint Nicholas other than the globally popular image of Santa Claus and the fact that the historical figure behind it had lived in Turkey in ancient times, I was very much intrigued by this movie. Unfortunately, the prologue of the movie, which sets the background for the evil St. Nicholas, was very succinct -and confusing for international audiences (why the Middle Ages setting?, what's the Spanish connection?), and, I guess not only for non-Christians but for anyone outside the local audience of Holland. I mean since apparently St.Nicholas of Holland itself is somewhat different than Santa Claus, it was difficult to understand how much the filmmakers themselves had modified Santa Claus and how much of this difference stemmed from the Dutch cultural understanding of St.Nicholas as distinct from Santa Claus and how much from the filmmakers' own fiction-making. Anyway, I had to do some online research after-wards to put the film's narrative in context and I am not complaining in that regard. As a horror movie, the first half was somewhat mediocre other than the basic novelty of introducing a murderous Santa Claus in a conventional Halloween-esque slasher narrative. Yet, things got more interesting in the second half as unfolding events moved away from baby-sitting female characters in their homes at night et al. In the second half, we were offered some great and amazing visuals as St. Nicholas on horseback riding atop rooftops! The ancient ship setting at the old harbor at the finale was also nice. All in all, I would say this is a movie worth a look if you do not set your expectations very high.

I must say that it was with some excitement that I sat down to watch "Saint", because the cover looked so cool, and what I had read about the movie seemed promising as well.

The whole twisted concept about Saint Niklas (yeah, I am going with the Dutch spelling here) in this movie was so bizarre and I loved that. It was really a good twist on a story that we all know and most of us love. And the story was well inked out on the screen.

However, now having seen the movie I am left here with a somewhat hollow feeling, was that really it? It seemed like this movie wanted to do so much more, but restrictions were put on the director. The movie never really got to unfold its true potential. I, personally, was disappointed that you didn't get to see more of Saint Niklas, and when you did, it wasn't long enough shots. I would have loved to see more of him up close and personal, because the make-up looked really good. And also there was far too few deaths shown in the movie. It was like the director had to restrict himself to make the movie reach out to a bigger audience.

Despite being in Dutch language, do not let that be a hindrance to watching the movie, and despite its shortcomings, "Saint" is an rather enjoyable movie. I just found it a shame that the movie didn't manage to acquire more than it did.

The acting in the movie is good, and not being overly familiar with Dutch movies and TVs prior to this, then it was all new faces to me, and that was a glad chance of scenery.

For a horror movie, "Saint" is fairly tame, and there are far better scare flicks out there. I think "Saint" is the type of movie that appeals to us that want a little bit more twisted and bizarre out of the whole Saint Niklas legend.

According to popular European folklore, kindly Saint Niklas visits the homes of good children on December 5th, dropping gifts down their chimneys. In Sint, writer/director Dick Maas (Amsterdamned, Down) subverts this legend, his Saint Niklas shown to be a renegade, murderous, 15th century bishop who abducted children, but who was eventually confronted by angry villagers and burnt alive on his ship. Now, whenever a full moon occurs on December 5th, Saint Niklas leaves the netherworld and heads for the Netherlands, killing people and snatching kids in Amsterdam, aided in his work by his helpers, the 'Black Peters'.

When his ex-girlfriend is found dead, killed by the nasty saint, student Frank (Egbert Jan Weeber) is suspected of murder, and must try to prove his innocence, joined in his fight against Niklas by rogue policeman Goert Hoekstra (Bert Luppes), whose own family were slaughtered 32 years earlier.

Sint suffers from pacing issues, with some serious lulls between the action scenes, but when Maas is firing on all cylinders, the film is a lot of demented fun, with the malevolent bishop and his blackened cronies chopping and slicing and impaling their victims in gory fashion (with some excellent FX). The film looks great, boasting lovely cinematography, and there are some impressive set-pieces - a bloody attack on Frank and his friends, Saint Niklas riding his horse over the rooftops of Amsterdam (particularly good given the budget), and the massacre of a group of Special-ops - it's a shame, then, that the madness and momentum doesn't continue throughout the whole film, 'cos if it had this could've easily become a firm festive favourite (Elf has never been my style).

6/10.

Aah, just the sort of film to put you in the Christmas spirit! Jolly old Saint Nick riding his horse over the rooftops of Amsterdam with his army of zombies, cutting the throats of the adults while devouring the children. Fair gave me a warm glow inside, to see the blood strewn around the snow and those decapitated heads rolling down the street. Think I'll go put up my tree now and hang my decorations, I feel so festive. In the meantime, enjoy this new Xmas classic... It may be nowhere near as good as It's A Wonderful Life or White Christmas, but it probably reflects my own sensibilities about the holiday far more than those two ;) 5/10

I watched Dick Maas' latest movie Sint ("Saint" in English) this evening, and it was a pleasant surprise. It wasn't anything deep or thought-provoking, but it doesn't set out to do anything like that. It doesn't take itself seriously, and it certainly doesn't shy away from humour. Which is a good thing, because however you want to put it, its still a horror-movie about Sinterklaas (a Dutch 'Santa Claus'-like tradition) so anybody who expects anything different is clearly in the wrong place with this movie.

The acting in Sint is bad, there's no other way around it. Some actors are better then others, but most of them just don't give a credible performance. The protagonist police-officer shines the most with his inability to act and deliver his lines properly. In no way does this really harm the movie though; it only confirms that this movie is all about the action, and it delivers very well in that aspect. Dick Maas is still very good at directing chase-scenes, and the chase-scene with the Sint riding his horse over the rooftops of Amsterdam is very impressive and easily one of the best moments of this movie.

Sint seems mostly straightforward with the plot, and it makes the movie seem a little rushed at times. This way the movie isn't as scary as it could have been, but seeing as they hinted at a sequel at the end perhaps they will make up for that. The Sint himself for example doesn't have that much backstory except for the fact that he is childkiller who got burned to death by villagers out of revenge. The Sint (played by Huub Stapel) also never speaks, save for some mumbling here and there. His make-up and overall appearance is awesome though, and my respect goes out to the make-up department for making him look as depraved as possible even if he doesn't have that much character.

If you've seen Dick Maas' earlier movies you kind of know what to expect. It has a few elements of Maas' earlier action/horror movies like Amsterdamned. Take some friends with you to the cinema, grab some popcorn and have fun! Just make sure there's no horse falling on your car.

Christmas has always enjoyed its fair market share of holiday comedy horror themes, and it's clear this unique genre shows no signs of slowing down. Fortunately, for those of us who occasionally enjoy this eclectic category, there's no lack of Holiday Horror films to choose from. Certain standout offerings include American films like Santa's Slay (2005) and Krampus (2015), Finland's Rare Exports (2010), and the Dutch holiday horror treat, Saint (2010).

Saint (aka "Sint") fits into this extraordinary film category quite nicely, blatantly ignoring the benign traditions of steaming cups of strong hot chocolate, knee shaking bowls of almond-flavored marzipan, and even the holiday Elf himself, jolly old St. Nick. Instead, we must fend ourselves against a malignant, ancient and deadly Spirit who rides a pure white spirit horse and seems unstoppable. For you see, in this Netherlands holiday tradition, it's not about December 24th, nor Kris Kringle's annual supersonic flight to magnanimously deliver toys to all the good children of the world. Instead, the focus is the Dutch Sinterklass, or more accurately, Bishop Saint Nickolas, a murderous pirate-spirit who returns every 23 years to mercilessly slay anyone who does not honor him with the proper homage. And instead of Santa Claus's helper Elves, the evil Bishop is accompanied by an equally barbarous crew called "Black Peters," where, on December 5th, and specifically, on a night where there is a full moon, bad things happen to nice people.

No spoilers here as usual, but I will reveal that the spectacular scenes of the Bishop atop his white steed speedily charging over the rooftops of Amsterdam is something you will never forget. For me, this well executed film has sparked a new interest in foreign holiday movies (especially when they are nicely dubbed in English).

I hope the film's director, Dick Maas, will consider either a sequel or a new film in this genre. His own stardom awaits him.

Sint (Saint) is a solid little Sinterklaas based Christmas horror-comedy out of the Netherlands...directed by the aptly named, Dick Maas.

According to the myth, on December 5th, once every 23 years- when the full moon falls upon this day- Saint Niklas would sail to the Netherlands, from Spain, in order to murder people and kidnap their children...which he would bring back with him on his ship, to enslave.

One man knows this tale to be true first hand, for he witnessed Saint Niklas murder his entire family 23 years ago. Now he works as an inspector for the police...and has been trying to warn his superiors about what lies in store for them this December 5th- but they think he is just traumatized from his childhood ordeal.

Thinking this is all an old legend, the rest of the population goes about their holiday business; dressing up like Sinterklaas' and Black Piet's; holding frat parties and such.

Only when people start getting slayed by a Catholic dude on horseback and his legion of black axe-wielding demons; do people realize what's going on.

And there is only one way to send him back from whence he came...to stop the murders, and prevent any more children from being kidnapped, once and for all.

This Dutch Christmas treat is well worth a watch. It's a nice blend of horror and comedy, with lots of gore, and some creative kills. But the ending is kind of lame. It really felt rushed, and forced (unnecessarily), by the time it rolled around. But that only mildly detracts from it's overall entertainment value.

Check it out.

6 out of 10.

Currently the Dutch film industry is under fire. Right wing political parties are demanding heavy reforms in the arts. Basically because they think art has become too 'elite'. Well, here's the movie for the masses and it's called 'Sint'. Based on the very popular Dutch holiday Sinterklaas (Santa Clause, but with a horse instead of reindeer and black slaves instead of elves... yeah, really), 80s action wunderkind Dick Maas ('Amsterdamned' & 'The Lift') brings us another 'action spectacular'.

It's a shame though that Maas forgot the thing he did best in the 80s; write a compelling script with colorful characters we care about. Instead he believes that his audience will be satisfied with some decent enough stunts and effects (for Dutch standards). The complete lack of any sense of dread (it is a horror film you know), a protagonist (pretty much every character has a supporting role) or a third act (or first for that matter) are just minor details.

I can't help but think there are more than enough eager young filmmakers who can deliver the same (or better) quality stunts and effects, but with the care and love we remember from Dick's earlier efforts. If a filmmaker has reached the point of paying homage to his own work, not once but several times (for example, by showing us clips of his TV series 'Flodder'), than it's pretty save to say he's done evolving as a filmmaker.

Instead of giving money to a relic, please help new genre talent. Interesting Dutch directors with the same commercial sensibilities, but who still have the fire to make something worth while. And then, who knows, one day we might even walk out of a Dutch genre film without saying; "Well, what did you expect from a Dutch genre film?" or (even worse) "That was pretty decent by Dutch standards."

A little bit of information: Saint Nicolas is a (soon to be cancelled) Dutch holiday on the 5th of December. It's a holiday of gifts, usually wrapped up in a special DIY package, made by the do-gooder, which requires much more time and effort than the present it's holding. And it requires a poem about the recipient, in which the recipient is ridiculed for antics that he or she did during the year. The holiday has more in common with the German holiday of Krampus (Saint Nicolas' stark contrast companion). The movie is true to Dutch tradition in holiday as in movie making, and a soothing sight to my sore eyes because as a kid, Saint Nicolas scared the cr*p out of me and was relieved the director saw the creepy potential this holiday holds. Especially the racing across the rooftops of Amsterdam was one of my reoccurring nightmares. If you ever had doubts about the sanity of the Dutch, this is a movie to push you to certainty !

PS The BLM movement is very vocal about the blackface tradition that this holiday includes, and divides parts of the country by pro and anti.

On the one hand, from the start the picture seems overproduced, whether one considers this in terms of obvious (though good-looking) computer-generated imagery, or simply the slick, shiny, waxy veneer that defines the fundamental image. On the other hand, maybe that ultra-polished presentation is perfectly deliberate and part and parcel of the prevailing ethos here. After all, the violence is extra over the top, the characters we're introduced to in the active plot represent well-trodden tropes and stereotypes that should be familiar to anyone who has ever seen a decent cross-section of modern Hollywood horror flicks, and this horror-comedy readily presents with a cheeky air about it that informs it's less than serious about itself. In fact, whatever one thinks of the former qualities, the latter start to take over in no time: 'Sint' (alternatively known as 'Saint Nick') is not as free-wheeling and outrageous as some like-minded flicks, and it tends more to carry itself with a sly wink and knowing smile. Anyone who is open to the blend of genres will nevertheless find much to enjoy here, and however much one may wish to nitpick, it's as well made as one could hope of movies in the twenty-first century. This is a really good time!

Granted, the feature is a tad slow on the uptake, for beyond the carnage of the opening scenes (a prologue), fairly tame exposition fills the first third, and the pacing is kind of lax generally. It should also be noted, as in text preceding even the studio logos, that this title includes depiction of the folk figure of Black Pete; rightly and increasingly considered racist, tradition is slow to die out in some places. Yet as the story picks up more in the second act, so do both the blood and gore and the wryly overcooked, humorous sensibilities. Yes, there is an actual story here, and even as it primarily serves as a vehicle for the brashness, crimson, and viscera - and is both simple and pretty ordinary for genre fare - one can't fault filmmaker Dick Maas for shaping a solid tale that's worthy of most any of its brethren. The characters, dialogue, and scene writing alike are all just as tried and true, but no less sturdy, and Maas' direction is similarly capable. One might observe that the man seems to derive influence from a discrete type of blockbuster of preceding years; particularly when it comes to action sequences, one could easily substitute Not-So-Jolly Old Saint Nick for another being and this would look a great deal like Joe Johnston's 2010 remake of 'The wolfman,' or even 2003's 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen' adaptation. Still, 'Sint' has no illusions about what it is, and the film happily plays in the space that's carved out for it.

As ever, the more we see of the CGI the worse it looks, but it's fine in and of itself. Given the purposefully overdone approach, in the best instances of the digital wizardry I'm reminded in some measure of John Carpenter's misunderstood 'Ghosts of Mars,' which is an incredibly high compliment if you ask me. The practical effects, special makeup, and stunts, meanwhile, are roundly terrific, and this is well made in every other regard. From Maas' direction and original score, to the editing and cinematography, and including the commendable acting of the cast, no one can say this wasn't professional, or crafted with skill and intelligence. The biggest issues this faces aren't the common aspects of the writing but the most overt examples of the CGI and especially the comparatively soft tone and pacing; through these I think the production is limited from achieving its full potential. Be that as it may, Maas wanted only to entertain, with a violent holiday horror-comedy romp, and he ably does just that. It's not flawless, but it's fun, and when all is said and done I think 'Sint' is exactly what it wanted to be. One way or another there's no need to go out of your way for it, but if nothing I've described puts you off and you're open to the style, this is a swell picture that's worth checking out if you have the opportunity.

I already had low expectations of this movie, but my friend really wanted to go to this movie. And even with my low expectations, it was a disappointment. Why? 1) the story is really thin. If you can actually say that there is a story. Right before the movie ended, I thought the clue would finally come. But it did not! 2) Having Egbert-Jan Weber who is 28/29 years old, playing a 18 year old schoolboy, is not really convincing. Same goes for Caro Lenssen, she is not that young as well. 3) to be honest, I am not a fan of Dick Maas. I think his style is too simple for me. It was also never really scary. The movie was more a parody.

Positive note: Egbert-Jan Weber is nice to look at and Caro Jenssen also has a fresh nice face. She always shows something vulnerable that I like.

But to sum it op: do not spend your money on this movie!!!!

Tired of the looting and killing spree by a gang led by Niklas, the villagers attack and kill the gang. Since then, Niklas returns on a killing spree every 5 December when the moon is full.

This might be a story about a character resembling Father Christmas, but this time around you do NOT want him visiting you! If you want children to stop believing in Christmas magic, then simply let them watch 'Sint' (or Saint). That'll do the trick... (shame on me!)

Forty years ago Goert Hoekstra was the only survivor when his family was slaughtered by Niklas. Now a policeman, he warns of impending danger on full moon on 5 December. However, no one believes him.

Frank has just broken off with Sophie, and already has his eyes on Natasha. He serves as the film's protagonist, and I really enjoyed this character. On his way to play Sinterklaas in a play on the night of 5 December, him and two of his friends are viciously attacked by hideous creatures, and his friends killed. When he is apprehended by the police, they believe him to be the killer.

After a few close calls with Niklas, he is saved by Goert, the only man who believes him. Now, Frank and Goert teams up in an attempt to stop Niklas.

'Sint' is a beautifully filmed movie. It is also creepy, atmospheric and suspenseful. The film boasts great action sequences, and excellent practical effects and make-up. There are quiet a few fake jump scares, but then there are also many effective ones, keeping the viewer on the edge of the seat and glued to the screen.

The film builds to an action-packed finale. I really enjoyed this! This is a wonderfully entertaining and fast-paced film!

In an era of the successful Grindhouse revivals, The Asylum and the increasingly crazy J-spolitations, it would appear that schlock is on the rise...but "Saint" makes us remember that not all purposefully silly B- movies can be thoroughly entertaining. When over-the-top gore, crazy characters, hilarious dialog and preposterous plots are what make these movies work, "Saint" only nails the preposterous plot, concerning a murderous, zombified St. Nic going on a killing spree through Amsterdam. Typing this out, it sounds like it should be great fun but the fact is that "Saint" is not gory or funny enough to be a successful B-movie.

Went to see this movie in theatre yesterday, and oh my God, it's bad.

There are a two or three fright moments, but they were way to predictable. Making this movie into a long sit. The acting is very poor and makes you wonder if they are reading the script from an autocue. Judging on the cast that too could have been predicted. Huub Stapel is a fine actor with some real good movies connected to him, but in this movie he doesn't act at all. Also there is quite a lot CGI used, and for some reason the moviemaker decided to use a college student and some 90's equipment to create the CGI. It's nowhere near realistic, and the fakeness is quite entertaining actually. Sorry to say this movie is a waste of time and budget, because it was hyped to the max over here in Holland.

I wish I could say, "Good movie, better than expected!" Sadly this is not the case. The story in principle had potential. I mean Saint Nicolas going bad, I like it! From the beginning the atmosphere was just like the other films of Dick Maas. It is a unique signature and so it had a positive start. His previous films Amsterdamned, Flodder and de lift were okay at best. You'd expect Dick Maas to have matured and evolved in such a way, that he would be able to put a movie together that is more convincing. The dialogs are poor and unreal, the screen play is unprofessional. The camera angles are childish at times and the acting well… high school musical style. It comes to show that Dutch movie makers can only make old school drama, war and chick flicks (Karakter, Zwartboek, komt een vrouw bij de doctor for instance).

Every year on Sinterklaas (which I haven't celebrated in years) I snuggle up with a hot cocoa, some chocolate letters and marzipan and watch this really really bad movie as a cult comedy...the references are so 2010! The acting is bad! The plot is holey (see what I did there) and the rest is history. Love what they did with the limited budget they had especially the rooftop scene and the awful looking horse. Set in my favourite dutch town the setting is familiar, as are the actors. Revisiting all the things you forgot about Sinterklaas as a child and tuning in on some fake legends, this is Dutch lore at it's best. Gather some friends, get this film on and have a good Sinterklaas evening together!

You are not always getting what the title is literally suggesting as you know. So "Saint" has to be taken lightly in that regard (but I'm guessing you know that from the trailer and/or the synopsis here). And seeing the genre of the movie, you can guess where this one is heading, so don't hold that against it.

Still quite a few movies have gone that way in recent times (Rare Exports being a superior one) and you'be forgiven if you only wanted to see one of those movies (which as you can tell should be the other movie). But if you don't mind that and like to watch movies in general, you will be entertained with this one too. It really is more than decent and quite funny too.

from story and acting, to special effects. (And NO, that does not mean it's one of those "funny" B-movies).

The problem is, that it's not a serious Horror, nor a grind-house style one (though it seems Dick Maas was trying to go for the latter).

What we're left with is just something very amateuristic, which reminds of the crap HOLLANDwood made, up until the 90's.

However, since then the Netherlands has proved it can produce decent movies of all genres, so it baffles me how "Sint" could have turned out so terribly "childish" made.

it MIGHT have some sort of entertainment value for some Dutch people, but to foreigners i advise to let this one go... (As a Dutch myself, I'm already embarrassed enough as it is.)