Celebrity Race Across the World

Watching the second series and what a waste of money this show is, not only are the celebs complete Z list (the bloke who was married to Jade Goody?!) but they're all clearly just there for a free jolly.

Kelly Brook (my god she looks different) especially - she just wanted to swan around and have a leisurely piss up in South America but her husband had the audacity to want to win which seemed to annoy her. The same husband didn't get a word in edge ways most of the time too so it was uncomfortable viewing. This sort of show is meant to make you root for someone, but I found myself not really warming to any of the celebs and I preferred their companions more who weren't 'famous'.

This programme also shows how terrible we are as people abroad, with constant examples of some Brit asking Brazilians if they speak English (no they don't) or in some cases "Anglais" (this isn't Paris mate) - at least look up some phrases in Portuguese! Let's hope they don't commission a third series.