Low budget softcore rubbish...
Wow. Just wow.
I wasn't sure what I was getting into here, as I sat down to watch the 2020 sci-fi movie "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". Though, I sort of had a hunch. But I figured I would give writer and director Lindsey Schmitz the benefit of the doubt and give the movie a chance.
Yeah, I should have listened to that screaming voice at the back of my head and just dodged the bullet named "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". This movie was bad, on oh-so-many-levels. It was essentially just softcore rubbish laced with a sci-fi cowl. Yeah, and that doesn't qualify as entertainment in my book. And it was pretty clear very, very early on in the movie that it was going to be a semi-lewd movie. And that is just not something worthwhile wasting time on watching.
The storyline was bland, not that I suppose it would matter much for a movie of this caliber. But then again, I wouldn't know, as this is not a genre of movies that I enjoy.
The acting in "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" was as you would expect from a low budget movie such as this. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single performer on the cast list here.
Something that amazes me here, is the fact that Full Moon Features and Charles Band would actually put their names and brand to this type of venture.
My rating of "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" lands on a one out of ten stars.
I wasn't sure what I was getting into here, as I sat down to watch the 2020 sci-fi movie "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". Though, I sort of had a hunch. But I figured I would give writer and director Lindsey Schmitz the benefit of the doubt and give the movie a chance.
Yeah, I should have listened to that screaming voice at the back of my head and just dodged the bullet named "Femalien: Cosmic Crush". This movie was bad, on oh-so-many-levels. It was essentially just softcore rubbish laced with a sci-fi cowl. Yeah, and that doesn't qualify as entertainment in my book. And it was pretty clear very, very early on in the movie that it was going to be a semi-lewd movie. And that is just not something worthwhile wasting time on watching.
The storyline was bland, not that I suppose it would matter much for a movie of this caliber. But then again, I wouldn't know, as this is not a genre of movies that I enjoy.
The acting in "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" was as you would expect from a low budget movie such as this. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single performer on the cast list here.
Something that amazes me here, is the fact that Full Moon Features and Charles Band would actually put their names and brand to this type of venture.
My rating of "Femalien: Cosmic Crush" lands on a one out of ten stars.
- paul_m_haakonsen
- Aug 29, 2022