Horror House

This has to be the most horrible movie I've ever seen. The plot was way too predictable, cast couldn't act if their life had depended on it. I don't know why I continued to watch-five minutes into the movie I knew it was going to be awful! It was actually laughable and just ridiculous. This movie shouldn't have been released! 10 min into the movie you can tell there wasn't any effort put into this movie. I appreciate low-budget movies, but this was pure and utter torture. I've never, ever hated a movie as much as this one and wouldn't watch it again for anything. The kids from my local high school can act better! Look at the vote distribution and you'll see either one or ten stars-whoever is giving this ten stars obviously is affiliated with this movie, because if this is ten stars, then every other movie must be twenty stars? Makes no sense...how could somebody in their right mind give this ten stars??

Yes a 10 star is overrated however these 1 stars are so underrated! I mainly watch horror films and i'm constantly looking for watchable ones and most unheard of ones just plane suck on this kind of budget! I have to say when first watching it i expected to be as bad as many other poorly made low budget horror movies however this one just worked. It's a parody of sorority house movies. I thought the bathroom scene was well done and manage to go from total cheese one second to OMG the next. The actress who played the scene may not be ready for Hollywood however would be a good contestant for a Scream Queens season 3. This cheese of this movie pokes fun at low budget sorority movies and i guess if you haven't watch many of those you won't appreciate this movie. With a 35,000 dollar budget the director avoided doing things that couldn't be pulled off and didn't rely on nudity when it wasn't called for. Although this film won't make any top 10 lists or become a classic of any kind it's worth a watch if you are a die hard horror fan who can't resist attempting to watch movies you expect to be bad. I'll leave off on this note. Don't underestimate the fork!

My fiancé and I watched this last night and it is by far the worst movie we've ever seen! And we aren't even too picky with movies-especially scary ones! Where do I begin? The cast can't act, there was no sound editing or video editing...we actually felt we could have done the same movie having no skills or experience whatsoever. All but the short-haired blonde can NOT act. It was so comical, NOT scary and the shaky camera and echo in sound made it almost unbearable. I cannot believe that there are positive reviews from anybody-are they nuts? I have seen a hundred scary movies and honestly none are nearly as bad as this. I understand this isn't a big budget movie, but neither was Babysitter Wanted and that was a hundred times better!

And after thinking about, possibly the worse movie I have seen in the years before that. The lines never let me forget people were just reading off lines; as if they had only read them for the first time moments before the taping... the 'dork' seemed to be the only one with an attempt to 'act'. The acting is the only "horror" to this film. The camera quality was painfully poor. I actually think my webcam is of higher quality than what was used for a good portion of this movie. Very suspicious of the 10 star rating... and the main reason I decided to take the time to write this review. To sum up this movie; nauseatingly awful