- [last lines]
- Leo Donnelly: [noting Grauman's forecourt] Last, but not least, little Jackie Cooper - and such is fame, believe it or not.
- [first lines]
- Leo Donnelly: When a Filipino doesn't like the location of his house, or has a fight with the landlord, he calls in the moving men and moves out - but he takes the house with him. Here's a Filipino residence being taken for a ride six miles distant, foundation and all. Being of bamboo and straw, the load isn't a very heavy one. But the reason it needs so many men to lift it is because the whole family decided to remain indoors during the moving,
- Leo Donnelly: You've got to make an impression on your public before you can make an impression on Grauman's cement.
- Leo Donnelly: This here cow has been endowed with two udders - one normal udder, and anudder udder. Annabelle isn't just a cow - she's a whole dairy! They say she's a Jersey cow, but we can't see her license. All we know is she's very honest and gives milk, straight from the shoulder.