- Travis Mabry: So you're not going anywhere?
- Lauren Gabriel: No, I'm staying right here. You okay with that?
- Travis Mabry: I'm more than with that.
- [goes in for a kiss only to have Betty walk by]
- Betty: Don't mind me. I'm just going to the store. I'm out of flour. But I saw nothing! I saw nothing!
- Dylan Hart: It's the tallest tree I've ever had! Are you going to help us decorate?
- Lauren Gabriel: Well, yeah. It's the law.
- Lauren Gabriel: It seems gigantic in here.
- Travis Mabry: Oh, don't worry. I brought my ladder, so you'll have no problem reaching the top.
- Lauren Gabriel: Me?
- Travis Mabry: Yes, you help cut it down. That means you have to help decorate it. It is the law.
- Lauren Gabriel: Oh, it's the law?
- Travis Mabry: Article 24, paragraph 2 of the Grandon Falls charter. You'll just gonna have to trust me on this.