Matt Bomer, Brian Hutchison, Zachary Quinto, Andrew Rannells, Tuc Watkins, Robin de Jesus, Jim Parsons, Michael Benjamin Washington, and Charlie Carver in The Boys in the Band (2020)

Quotes

The Boys in the Band

Harold: Beware the hostile fag. When he's sober, he's dangerous. When he drinks, he's lethal.

Michael: There's a nothing quite like feeling sorry for yourself.
Donald: Nothing in the world.

Harold: What I am Michael, is an ugly pockmarked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while ro pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I can get up the nerve to show this face to the world, then it's nobody's goddamn business but my own.

[the Doorbell Rings]
Michael: It's just the boy from the bakery.
Emory: Ask him if he's got any hot cross buns!

[while calling Hank on the other line]
Larry: It's for you, Hank!

Harold: How does the bathroom smell?
Alan: Better.
Michael: Before it smelled like somebody puked, now it smells like somebody puked in a gardenia patch.

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