- [about Kerry's tirade about the healthcare system, which interrupted Archie's news broadcast]
- Courtney Brown: That was gold. What's her name?
- Dr. Archie Morris: Dr. Judas!
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: How's the weather, Frank?
- Frank Martin: Hurricane Up Yours is about to hit. What do you want? I'm filing.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I'm just making small talk. How's it going?
- Frank Martin: Am I being punk'd? You never wonder how I'm doing.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Dawn, meet Josie Weller.
- Josie Weller: Delightful to meet you! I've been so looking forward to this day!
- Nurse Dawn Archer: We're going to radiology, not Disneyland.
- Josie Weller: Marvelous squared!
- Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Was I unclear this morning when I assigned you to consults? Hmm? No? Do I speak too fast, or is that I, uh, accidentally lapsed into Aramaic, as I am prone to do?