Dan won't break a blind date with Julie. Even though he's been ill, he's way too excited to meet her. He's booked a table at a country club; when he arrives, she's already seated. He can't believe his luck when the maître d' points him toward an attractive blond. Before Dan can catch her eye, he has an attack of gas, races to the gents, and arrives too late to save his cream-colored pants from a stain. It won't come out with soap and water, so he begs a stranger in the loo to go buy him a new pair of trousers. Meanwhile, Julie starts her dinner. Is there a happy ending in sight?
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