Til Schweiger plays John Ridley, former bodyguard to a US presidential candidate, who retires after royally screwing up and getting his client killed. Three years later he's persuaded to come out of retirement for 'one last job', only to find his new client is Lee Maxwell (Chazz Palminteri) - the hitman who killed the presidential candidate. Ridley's job is to keep Maxwell alive long enough for him to inform against the Russian (I think) mob, all the while controlling his desire to kill him himself.
This film is so bad it crosses that fine line into 'entertaining'. First, as far as bodyguarding goes this really is amateur hour:
Ridley (to a colleague on the candidate's security detail); 'Where's your body armour?'
Colleague; 'Ah, I didn't bother, it's too hot'.
Wow, wonder what's going to happen to *that* guy...
And,
Ridley (when said colleague is injured, leaving Ridley as the *only* agent with the candidate); 'I can't help him. It may be a ploy to draw us out.'
Presidential candidate; 'If you don't help him, he may die. Can you live with that?'
Ridley; 'Okay, you wait here.'
Those aren't spoilers; they both occur in the first five minutes!
It doesn't get better. A squad of bad guys in balaclavas and carrying assault rifles, and bodyguards brandishing twin pistols - in full view of *everyone* in a crowded nightclub - don't cause *any* panic until they actually start shooting?
The plot is about as original as a Steven Seagal movie, but with even more laughable decision-making and cliched dialogue. Actually, I could totally see this with JCVD as Ridley, and the bloated Buddha himself as Maxwell. Not that that's ever going to happen.
As an action flick, 3/10; as a laugh, 7/10! Averages out at...
5/10.
