- Dustin Brooks: Zoey!
- Zoey Brooks: Hey, Kiddo.
- Dustin Brooks: Is it true?
- Zoey Brooks: What?
- Dustin Brooks: That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?
- Dana Cruz: Sorry, kid. Drake's not coming.
- Dustin Brooks: How come?
- Nicole Bristow: His manager wants 5,000 bucks.
- Dustin Brooks: So, get it.
- Dana Cruz: [sarcastically] Sure, we can just go but it at the 5,000 dollar store.
- Chase Matthews: [describing Spring Fling] We all listen to some lame band, eat lukewarm weenies, and wish we were someplace else.
- Michael Barret: [scornly] I hate lukewarm weenies.
- [the kids are watching a boring documentary on TV]
- Nicole Bristow: Okay. why are we watching this?
- Michael Barret: I hate grass.
- Dana Cruz: Yeah well, change the channel.
- Chase Matthews: On it.
- [Chase uses the remote control, but it's not working]
- Michael Barret: Make it stop.
- Chase Matthews: I'm trying. The remote's not working.
- Nicole Bristow: Ooh, my grandfather said that when he was a kid, he would just walk up to the TV and change the channel by turning a dial or something.
- Chase Matthews: So I have to get up?
- Dana Cruz: Just do it.
- [Chase does and tries to find another way to change the channel, but admits...]
- Chase Matthews: I see no dial.
- Nicole Bristow: [shocked] Paw-Paw lied to me?