Bryan Fisher credited as playing...
- Taylor: What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.
- Whitney: Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?
- Aldo: And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?
- Whitney: I already saved us ten bucks.
- Aldo: You are gonna make a great wife someday.
- Whitney: Is that a proposal, big guy?
- Taylor: Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.
- Whitney: Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.
- Aldo: Then knit me a sweater, homo.
- Linda: Put your hands on my ass.
- Whitney: But you're my boss.
- Linda: Then do as you're told.
- Taylor: How are the tampons, Whit?
- Whitney: Why? You need one?
- Taylor: Do your shoes match your bag?
- Whitney: Little early to be drinking, isn't it?
- Aldo: It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.
- Whitney: Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.
- Whitney: You're a lot more fun when you're not threatening me.
- Whitney: No, no, I'm, uh, done chasing shadows; I'm here to lose my marbles.
