- Randy: Oh my Lord! It's like a God damn grandma massacre in here!
- Jake: Shh! I think she heard you.
- Jake: So what're we supposed to do now?
- Jake: [zombie Miss Mahoney starts coming towards them] Holy shit dude. You just shot Miss Mahoney.
- Randy: Yeah. I never did care for her much.
- Jake: Yeah. But you can't just shoot her.
- Randy: She's one of those God damn zombie things!
- Jake: We can't go around wasting our neighbors! Jesus! I sat next to her in church last Sunday!
- Randy: Yeah, well. I tell you won't be sitting next to her this Sunday. Hehahah... Hmmm?