- Clive Barker: Pinhead, who doesn't do a decent, nice thing through eight movies, but somehow or other still manages to receive fanmail from women who would like to bear his children.
- Stephen King: [on the final "jump-scare" scene in "Carrie"] In the row in front of us were these two huge African American men, each weighing about 230 pounds, they were screaming like children, grabbing each other around the necks, and one said to the other "That's it, that's it, she ain't *never* gonna be right". I turned to my wife and said "This is gonna be *huge*."
- Debbie Matenopoulos: [referring to Poltergeist] Get your kids, get your shit, get the fuck out of the house. That's all I've got to say.
- Rob Huebel: [referring to The Terminator] We got to see a little bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger totally nude at the very beginning, which...
- Rob Riggle: Thank God, man.
- Rob Huebel: -yeah, not in a weird way, but I thought that was pretty cool.
- Rob Riggle: Anytime I get to see a governor naked I'm all over it.
- Rob Huebel: Yeah, absolutely.
- Rob Riggle: [referring to Blue Velvet] Dennis Hopper and the magic go-go juice. I gotta get some of that.
- Rob Riggle: [referring to Psycho] Norman!
- Rob Huebel: Yes, mother?
- Rob Riggle: Who's that girl you're talking to?
- Rob Huebel: Oh, she's real nice, mother. You'd love her.
- Rob Riggle: She's a whore! A filthy whore!
- John Landis: There are some horror movies that make us feel 'well this is uncomfortable, why do I want to be here?'
- Jennifer Tilly: [about Fatal Attraction] It's a fantasy movie for women who have been rejected.
- [laughs]
- Jennifer Tilly: Hope I'm not scaring anybody.
- Elizabeth Peña: [while discussing The Omen] I've met like three Damiens and I say 'WHY would your mother name you Damien?'
- Clive Barker: [on Hellraiser] When my mother saw my name come up on screen she wept and I said 'Mom, that's really the best part, now it's just going to be sex and violence for the next 90 minutes'.
- Diane Klimaszewski: [on the rape scene from Deliverance] To see a grown man tell another grown man to 'drop those panties and get down on all fours, squeal like a pig', you li, it's like, you just start shaking for the guy.