Jesse Metcalfe credited as playing...
John Tucker
- John Tucker: So did you like the flowers?
- Kate: Sure, if you're into that kinda thing.
- John Tucker: Well, cuz, you know, I didn't get a call...
- Kate: I didn't have a pen.
- John Tucker: So you're lab partners with Kate, right? We talk. What's her deal?
- Scott: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think she's your type.
- John Tucker: Girl is my type.
- Scott: Alright, well then maybe you're not her type. She's into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she's deep, man.
- John Tucker: Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club.
- John Tucker: It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.
- Basketball Coach: [sees John in the thong and Coach Williams holding John's ear] What the hell?
- Coach Williams: I think this belongs to you, Coach. I found it in my bed.
- John Tucker: Coach, make her let go.
- Basketball Coach: [to Coach Williams] Let go.
- [Coach Williams lets go of John's ear]
- Basketball Coach: "Live and let live" is what I say, Tucker. Takes all kinds to build a freeway. But I am not equipped for this kind of weirdness THIS CLOSE TO THE PLAYOFFS!
- [spectators laugh and jeer. John is embarrassed. The basketball coach goes back into his room. John turns around and sees Kate]
- Kate: I guess it was four instead of three. Sorry.
- [John goes back into his room, embarrassed]
- Coach Williams: Show's over ladies. Back to your rooms.
- [to more spectators]
- Coach Williams: Show's over! Back to your rooms.
- John Tucker: Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things.
- Coach Williams: [screams at John in her bed wearing a red thong-John screams back and falls off the bed] You...
- John Tucker: I'm sorry!
- Coach Williams: ...little... MARCH!
- [grabs John by the ear and leads him outside the hallway of the hotel. Coach Williams blows her whistle loudly. Many onlookers stare at John wearing that red thong]
- Teammate #1: [sees John in that thong] John, what are you wearing?
- Tommy: [sees John in that thong] Dude, those are for ladies.
- John Tucker: Did you write down my number yesterday? Because I didn't get a call last night..
- Kate: Well I didn't have a pen..
- [walks away]