- Pops: [after Calvin suddenly walks into the living room] Hey man, you can't be just popping up like that without warning! For a moment I thought you were Chucky.Bout to... put you in a choke hold!
- Darryl: [as the crowd boos a hockey player] You suck! You suck!
- Hockey Player: Shut it, you losers! Wanna come at me? Come on down here, and come play with the big boys!
- Darryl: You're a bully! You're a bully, man!
- Hockey Player: Yeah, I thought so, you princess! Come on, you!
- Darryl: Pick on somebody your own size!
- Hockey Player: Come on down here, then!
- [when the hockey player's back is turned, Calvin throws a cup of ice down, hitting him in the back; the hockey player turns to the crowd, furious]
- Hockey Player: Who did that?
- [everyone in the crowd points at Darryl]
- Calvin: Uh-oh.
- [Calvin points at Darryl]
- Hockey Player: You.
- [the hockey player brandishes his hockey stick]
- Hockey Player: YOU'RE DEAD!
- Darryl: [nervous] I...
- [the hockey player smashes the glass wall with his stick; the crowd panics as the hockey player roars]
- Darryl: Aah, he's gonna kill me!
- Hockey Player: [makes his way up the bleachers to Darryl, pushing the crowd] Get out of my way!
- Darryl: It wasn't me! It was the baby!
- Hockey Player: [grabs Darryl] You're mine!
- [Darryl screams as the hockey player prepares to punch him]
- Calvin: Hockey fight!
- [Calvin jumps on the hockey player and begins to attack him]
- Hockey Player: It's got my ear! Get this baby off of me!
- [the hockey player throws Calvin down to the floor and kicks him repeatedly]
- Calvin: Is that all you got?
- [Calvin keeps getting kicked]
- [first lines]
- Calvin: [while doing pull-ups] One, two, three, three, three... Yo, what comes after three?
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