- Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox: For once Sly, can we forget the flirty chit-chat? I need an experienced tail gunner, so jump in and help me take this giant bird down!
- Sly Cooper: And that's NOT flirty chit-chat?
- Bentley: This was it! This was the true test of friendship! Upon reaching the van, my resolve had hardened! I was going to save my friends! But first things first... I had to learn how to drive a stick shift!
- Dimitri: My suit is GREASY SWEET!
- Sly Cooper: I have no idea your saying... and your suit sucks.
- Dimitri: Let's dance!
- Sly Cooper: Carmelita's just as angry as ever. She's really quite lovely when she's angry. That Constable Neyla... Was her reference to the Klaww Gang just a slip of the tongue, or an intentional clue? Either way, it's our only lead to the missing Clockwerk parts. Clockwerk; He was consumed with jealousy for the Cooper clan's thieving reputation. Is it inappropriate to refer to him as a monster? No, not at all. What kind of person lives for hundreds of years with the sole intention of wiping out a rival's family line? Imagine the hatred feeding that first decision to replace his mortal body with soulless machinery. Ultimately, it did the trick. Clockwerk lived on. He caught up with my parents, and I wound up in an orphanage. It was there I met my pals: Bentley, the brains of our outfit, and Murray, the brawn. They were all the family I needed. Two years ago, I thought I finished. How naive to think I could easily put an end to that kind of hatred. I don't know what's in my future, but I won't let it be a repeat of my past.
- Sly Cooper: [about Carmelita] You know how I love to mess with her.
- 'The' Murray: Yeah... that's weird.
- 'The' Murray: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... Tip me over and I'll SMASH UP EVERYTHING! ARGH!
- Sly Cooper: No, you think I'm crazy? On second thought, don't answer that I don't want your professional opinion.
- The Contessa: Not crazy, just stupid. You're an ignorant child playing dress-up in his father's legacy. Oh, I know all about you and the Cooper clan.
- Sly Cooper: Then you will understand why this eye has to be destroyed.
- Bentley: There it is, Sly... The Contessa's giant attack robot.
- Sly Cooper: Look, Bentley, with all due respect, it looks an awful lot like a water tower.
- Bentley: Don't be fooled, that's what she wants you to think! If we try to free Murray with that thing operational, why...
- Sly Cooper: What? We'll have plenty of fresh drinking water?
- Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox: Freeze, Cooper!
- Sly Cooper: Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever.
- Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox: Whereas you crooks are so predictable. You always return to the scene of the crime.
- Sly Cooper: Crime? I haven't stolen anything... yet.
- Jean-Bison: You turtles are too stew-pid to know a wood cutter from a wood chuck!
- Bentley: That's it! Time I showed you just how 'stew-pid' we turtles really are.
- Jean-Bison: [singing] Oh lumberjack games, lumberjack games, gonna play me some lumberjack games. Gonna split me some lumberjack wood, and that's always good.
- Jean-Bison: Would you look at that? A whittlin' man is a poor man, sure as the sun rises in the east.
- Jean-Bison: If that old Arpeggio needs another Northern Light battery, he's gonna have to trade me for the Clockwerk brain!
- The Contessa: [to Sly] You are an ignorant, young child playing dress-up in his father's legacy. Oh, I know all about you and the Cooper Clan.
- Rajan: This is the famous Cooper Gang? This is what I was so afraid of?
- 'The' Murray: "The Murray" shall renew your fear!
- Bentley: Those bars are too resilient for my bombs or your muscle, Murray. No, for this job, we need a stronger force... the love of a mother for her child.
- 'The' Murray: Uh... you got something to tell me?