- Virgil "Web" Webster: [Rebecca is being held hostage] Simon Gunther!
- [Gunter turns around, and Web shoots him right between the eyes]
- Virgil "Web" Webster: Let her go!
- [deadpan]
- Virgil "Web" Webster: Damn. Did that backwards.
- Special Agent Melody Sim: [everyone is staring at her because of a comment she just made] What? You guys never made kaleidoscopes in arts and crafts?
- Special Agent Melody Sim: [while Web is having Rebecca re-enact her capture by Cole with Paul] Haven't seen this game in a while.
- Special Agent Danny Love: Little Virgil Webster and his poseable action figures.