- Candace: Don't worry about what Professor Kingfield said in class today. Maybe one day plain and ugly will be in style.
- Brooke: [first time meeting her henchmen] Hellooo everyone. How are you? I intend to learn all of your names. Cuz you know, that's what a leader does, she gets to know and gets along with everyone. Um, I heard a famous designer say that once.
- Brooke: So, I have no experience in what you guys do. What ever it is that you do. But I intend to work very hard. People at my school can vouch for that, let me tell you. I mean the people that know me. Not a lot of people know me, ya know, not very popular at my school. You know because clicks - click just get together and I'm telling you... I just wish we could put all that aside and come together, and we can make beautiful, yet affordable clothes, as one!
- Brooke: So are there, like, any questions?
- Brooke: You're not wired or anything are you?
- Jack Lawton: No. The only thing undercover was my job. My feelings have been out in the open the entire time.
- Sal Hugo: You know, they mentioned that you was a chick, but no one said nothin' about you being a skirt!
- Sal Hugo: This is what I do best. I lie, I extort - except on my taxes, cos I don't even pay taxes. See, I do bad things to good people, and I enjoy it. And the best part is that nobody can stop me. Nobody. Huh? That's a nice ear ring you got there.
- Jack Lawton: [stepping out of the shadows] You don't pay your taxes, huh? That's not good, Sal.
- Brooke: [holding up the ear ring] Smile, you're on government sting TV.