- Dakota: What was your weirdest family holiday?
- Jake Gray: Thanksgiving, a couple years ago. I was - I was buiding a ramp for my mom's wheelchair, and Father Moore came by to visit. And they were all insde watching football, Dallas-Tampa game. Dallas lost.
- Dakota: That was your weirdest family holiday?
- Jake Gray: So I had a hammer in my hand, and I look up and Father Moore was smiling at me and all I could think about is just bashing his head in. Over and over, and then I'd smash my parents' heads in. And then, like, half the people I knew, just... So then I started thinking, like, wow, what else would I like to do? And all this crazy shit came into my head.
- Dakota: So then what happened?
- Jake Gray: I finished the ramp, and we ate turkey.
- Jake Gray: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? You're blaming me for the way mom is, for the accident? You're gonna blame me for that now? The day after my best friend kills himself, you're gonna blame me for that?
- Paul Kilton: It's not very much, though, Jake.
- Jake Gray: You know, the day I need you the most, the day I need help, the day I need my father, you do this? Shame on you.
- Jake Gray: My God, they think I killed them? The Devil couldn't kill her child, so this is how she makes me pay for wanting to be human.
- Jake Gray: What the fuck were you gonna do, shoot him?
- Conrad Dean: Chill. It only told me to scare him.
- Jake Gray: "It?" What is "It"?
- Conrad Dean: Just give me back the piece.
- Jake Gray: No, man, no, man, are you crazy? What, do you want to get arrested? Where did you get this?
- Jake Gray: So when did you stop worshiping Satan?
- Walt: 10 years ago. I'm a Christian now. It's more forgiving.
- Jake Gray: Why'd you even start?
- Walt: Some folks want what God ain't giving them: Money. Power. Me? I wanted to get laid. There's more pussy at a Black Mass than there is at a Metallica concert.
- Ivan Reisz: I get $50 an hour for consultations.
- Jake Gray: Right.
- Ivan Reisz: I should charge more. The guy who fixed my car gets $80. Barely knows where the spark plugs are, much less how to conjure up Beelzebub.
- Paul Kilton: Aren't you going to blow it out?
- Jake Gray: Are you going to sing me "Happy Birthday"?
- Paul Kilton: I stopped singing the day they kicked me out the church choir.