- Security Guard: Do you know Marquis Fontaineau?
- Little Dee: Light skin with good hair, yeah I know thim.
- Light Skinned Boy: You know my daddy!
- Security Guard: Aw hell no!
- Little Dee: Let's roll.
- [drives off]
- Security Guard: [calls Marquis Fontaineau on her cell phone] Marquis, I thought you said you didn't know Little Dee. I met her. I seen her. I seen your damm baby.
- Willie: [discussing Mrs. Crowley] What about them nipples? She got some little raisins, or some nice big gumdrops?
- Judge Crowley: That's my wife we're talking about.
- Willie: Oh. My bad.
- Nelson: Sorry.
- Judge Crowley: Okay. Gumdrops.
- Willie: I knew it!
- Lady Em: Because there's no such thing as a healthy cookout. Look around this counter. You see anything healthy? Look at this. Chitterlings--sodium. Macaroni and cheese--sodium. Greens--sodium. Black-eyed peas--sodium. Potato salad--sodium. Sodium, sodium, sodium! OK? And as for Todd... that boy's eaten so much sodium he could crap a salt lick.