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This 3 minute Troma short stars Sgt.Kabukiman in a public service announcement about a serious issue!

That issue, is masturbation! For the duration he gives examples of potential side effects and I'm ashamed to say I actually chuckled.

The Sgt.Kabukiman feature movie was about as funny as a Christmas RSPCA video so I naturally expected the worst but even he couldn't ruin this unabated silliness.

Much like the Hamster PSA they did around the same time this was created by Guardians of the Galaxy and AAA Hollywood director James Gunn (Hard to believe I know!)

Considering this is 3 minutes of a guy dressed like that talking about masturbation it's quite funny, just don't go advertising that you've watched it.

The Good:

Fairly funny

The Bad:

Still mind numbingly dumb

Things I Learnt From This Short:

Hairy palms are a status symbol

Werewolves are caused by excessive self pleasure

I laugh my butt off every time I see this, I must of seen it 20 times and it is still hilarious. This tells some of the hallmarks of masturbation, many bad side effects to jerking of 20 or 30 times a day. My friend actually asked me if this was all true! Of course it is true! And jeez, this James Gunn short is better than his Scooby-Doo movies. He even has a small part in it. SO does the wonderful Debbie Rochon. This can be seen on some of the Troma DVD's. It is on my Killer Nerd/Bride of Killer Nerd DVD. It is not too disgusting either, just funny. Also, my favorite Troma Public Service Announcement. A must see for any Jame Gunn, Troma Fan, or anyone into sick humor. May be only 3 minutes, but those 3 minutes are funny as heck!