- Ralph Kramden: Trixie makes Ed French toast.
- Alice Kramden: That's because Ed is not on Trimspa.
- Ralph Kramden: Oh! You got jokes. You just a regular UPN sitcom. Huh, Alice?
- Ralph Kramden: [after they get kicked out of the pool hall, Ed's phone rings] What are you doing? We got to get back in there.
- Ed Norton: [Ed picks up the message on his phone] No time to play. We've got a major backup in the sewer system.
- Ralph Kramden: How come every time we go out they call you?
- Ed Norton: I'm a specialist. It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man.
- Ralph Kramden: Yeah, but Spider-Man won't let us get our asses beat down in a pool hall.
- Alice Kramden: You are certifiable, you know that? You ought to have your head examined!
- Ralph Kramden: I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States, and you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothing!
- [Realizing what he said]
- Ralph Kramden: Uh...
- Alice Kramden: Hi, how can I help you today?
- William Davis: Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water.
- Alice Kramden: Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get.
- William Davis: Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette?
- Alice Kramden: Eggs.
- William Davis: Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatever's convenient for you?
- Trixie Norton: Do I need to take off my heels?
- Alice Kramden: No, no. Not yet.
- William Davis: I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens a lot.
- Alice Kramden: Oh, hi, Miss Benvenuti. How are you?
- Miss Benvenuti: I'm fine. Hi, Trixie.
- William Davis: Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please.
- [gestures for her to sit]
- Miss Benvenuti: If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough.
- Alice Kramden: Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street?
- Miss Benvenuti: Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house.
- William Davis: Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something...
- Trixie Norton: Ignoring you!
- Alice Kramden: Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years.
- William Davis: Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one.
- Trixie Norton: Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie.
- Alice Kramden: But everything's so expensive nowadays!
- William Davis: Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh?
- Alice Kramden: *Still* ignoring you! So, Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?
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By what name was Pour le meilleur et pour le pire (2005) officially released in India in English?
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