Death to the Supermodels

OK, I never write reviews, this is in fact the first I have written on this site. I just felt compelled to warn people about this heinous abortion of a movie!

When I saw the title I immediately remembered the hilarious and original Drop Dead Gorgeous (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503/) and thought that this will be some sort of sequel (less funny like sequels usually are, but watchable). . .

Well, this movie is nothing like Drop Dead Gorgeous, this was one of the most horrible, unfunny and pretentious movies I have ever had the displeasure of seeing! AVOID AT ALL COST!

So bad.

So, *so* bad.

It's not even so bad that it's funny. Which is unfortunate because the film seems to think it's a comedy.

I am not normally moved to add IMDb comments but if I can prevent another human from experiencing the pain of sitting through this thing then I shall consider it my good deed for the day.

I'm half tempted to wonder if this was some sort of byzantine tax write off - although I'm loathe to credit the producers with that much intelligence.

This movie is NOT funny. After reading some of the reviews I decided to watch this movie drunk thinking that it could seriously amuse me. There is not enough beer in the keg to make this movie funny. Jaime Pressly produced this movie which means she went around raising the money to get this made...she must be stupider than she looks. Considering shes made Poison Ivy 3, Torque and Ringmaster, she must also be desperate to get work which is too bad because unlike Jenny McCarthy, Jaime Pressly can act. I would rather watch a soccer game than watch this and I hate soccer more than getting hernia exams. Save your $5.00 and buy a 12 pack of Natural Light instead...thank me later.

I think that you need to set proper expectations before viewing this. It stars a bunch of Playboy playmates, so don't expect the best acting, or much of anything else for that matter. The humor is definitely not the most intellectual, but in my opinion it is no worse than say.. Scary Movie or any of those other 'spoof' type of films. I think given the actresses and the context of the film a lot of people write it off immediately, but I merely see it as a low budget version of many other movies that I really don't think is very funny at all. If they deserve a 5 or 6 on this site, this is no worse than a 3.

In the end it probably isn't worth watching unless you have a lot of spare time or is a fan of one of the girls starring in this, but it can provide some decent amusement if your standards aren't too high or if you just like really cheesy humor.

Thankfully, I never went so far as to rent this pile of crap. It just happened to be on TV when I was doing something else. At first it seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be what was eventually expected of such an undertaking. Drop dead gorgeous the models are not. They have been made totally and utterly repulsive. Its totally disgusting to watch. From the very start, each and every member of the cast looks totally uninterested in the movie. None of them seem to know what they're doing. There's no story and very little acting too. There may be one or two moments where one could come close to smiling but the repulsive nature of this film is just not worth that. Avoid at all costs.