- Dean Seagrave: I'm just a fag with a gun who needs a chainsaw.
- [sees a building]
- Dean Seagrave: And there's an Argentine Home Depot!
- Dean Seagrave: I'm coming home, Louise. There's a flight leaving tonight at 10 o'clock. I'll be in LA tomorrow at noon.
- Louise: Great, well I'll shave my pussy. Bye.
- Dean Seagrave: It's his mother.
- Louise: Whose mother?
- Dean Seagrave: Pablo's.
- Louise: What? The subtle one? I thought she lived in Argentina.
- Dean Seagrave: [scanning the crowd] Pablo must be here.
- Louise: Introduce us, I wanna ask her where she got her shoes.
- Dean Seagrave: I have to have closure.
- Marnie: Closure?
- [slaps Dean across the face]
- Marnie: There's your closure!
- Sofia: Dean, do you know why Pablo came back to his country?
- Dean Seagrave: [in a sarcastic tone] I'm sure it was because he missed the warmth, friendliness, and honesty of the Argentine people.
- Sofia: You are very arrogant, you know.
- Marcos: [to Dean] You're afraid of never finding another man who can take you to the places you don't dare to go alone; don't you?