Bad Movie Police Case #1: Galaxy of the Dinosaurs

Love this!!! OK, just kidding (sort of) . . . but I will confess my love for Lilith Stabs.

On a slightly more serious note (and only slightly), the concept for Bad Movie Police is great . . . no, fabulous!

My only complaint is that there are many more films equally as hideous (or worse) than the Galaxy of Dinosaurs which could surely rate the BMP's attention.

Make no mistake, Galaxy of Dinosaurs is truly unwatchable.

Really . . . trust me on this one, I can be remarkably tolerant of excruciatingly bad film productions, as a sort of esoteric artform.

Galaxy of Dinosaurs has no peers (as of yet) for a film production with absolutely no redeeming qualities of any kind, not even comedy status.

Plan 9 from Outer Space is a masterpiece of filmcraft compared to this bizarrely hideous production.

One can only wonder, was this some sort of hopelessly misguided college student production?

No, wait . . . that's unfair to many college class productions and the students who create them.

OK, high school production. Naw . . . that's not even fair to high school students.

As for Bad Movie Police, keep 'em coming!

Star rating? Zero (or less than zero) is not allowed? "1" will have to do . . .

It is difficult to find any positives in this movie. Seems as though the producer needed to make a buck without much effort & hence we are treated to a full showing of Galaxy which is the lamest excuse for a movie in history. The police girls looked extremely sexy in their little uniforms. More action shots of the two cops & a lot less of Galaxy would have been the way to go. Of course that would add to the budget so they decided to fill the space with that wretched rerun. Ms Albright does excellent looking sexy & her acting is first rate. Ms Stabs whom I had heard of but not seen on screen before also looked very desirable but seems to lack basic acting talent. Apart from Ms Albright this is real garbage.

I find it hard to understand why this piece of utter trash was repackaged. The only saving grace in the whole thing is the body of Ariauna in her sexy uniform. Her humour is also to be appreciated. She is a definite plus but alas it would take a magician to salvage this garbage. However she must be positively recognised for her heroic effort & true professionalism. Can't say the same for her co star Lilith with her whining voice that grates on your nervous system. Appeared disinterested & gave the impression that just her presence on the set was all that was needed. All said apart from Ariauna's performance it is indeed utter trash.

Using footage pillaged from Planet of Dinosaurs this shot on video (except for the stolen footage) concerns a bunch of people shot into space who land on a dinosaur planet that is...don't wait for it, is really earth. Its a five minute sketch stretched to 90 minutes. Slightly better than Chickboxer (another in the Bad Movie Police series)-having a nostalgic home movie feel coupled with good stolen effects, this movie is still an impossible slog to get through. I'm left to ponder the question are we becoming so uncreative that we're now pillaging old movies not only for plot but also for mismatched footage? Clearly low budget producers are getting so desperate they really will give us anything to take our money

Ariauna Albright is a really good actress but why she participated in this lame written travesty is a mystery. What could have been entertaining winds up as classic boredom. The unique thing about Ariauna is that she can act as well as look real sexy as opposed to her partner Lilith Stabs who looks fine but it is obvious she spent the money for acting school at the spa or beautician. This was a production that cried out for some T & A & with a imaginative script writer could have achieved it in the flow of things. However Ariauna does what she can under the circumstances & to a extent salvages her reputation. The Tempe company should be aware that when you dress two attractive women in skimpy fetish cop uniforms the viewers will expect some fetish play & T & A. Nough said.