WORST MOVIE EVER
This is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, and I've seen some bad ones. This movie makes House of 1,000 Corpes look like a work of art.
I could rant on and on about how much I hated this movie and all the many reasons for my hate, but I've already ranted so much about it to my friends that I'm all ranted out. I don't want to devote anymore time to this movie. But I do want to warn people. If you don't believe me, go see it, it will become obvious why this movie is so incredibaly terrible. But to give you a brief summary: Five minute scenes of the back of a person's head as they walk across a field in silence, three minute conversations between valley-girls on the subject of SALAD DRESSING, introducing people with the screen black and their name on it like they will be a vital character, then they get shot immediately after, if they think telling me a person's name before shooting him is going to make a difference in how I feel their wrong, what a cheap trick.
They took the idea of mundane to an extreme I've never seen before.
I kept thinking to myself, OK, they have 40 minutes to develop characters, make me care about them, conflict, and resolution. OK, they have 10 minutes to develop characters, make me care about them, conflict, and resolution. When it just ENDED I was like GAHH! It was frustrating.
JUST SAY NO TO ELEPHANT.
I could rant on and on about how much I hated this movie and all the many reasons for my hate, but I've already ranted so much about it to my friends that I'm all ranted out. I don't want to devote anymore time to this movie. But I do want to warn people. If you don't believe me, go see it, it will become obvious why this movie is so incredibaly terrible. But to give you a brief summary: Five minute scenes of the back of a person's head as they walk across a field in silence, three minute conversations between valley-girls on the subject of SALAD DRESSING, introducing people with the screen black and their name on it like they will be a vital character, then they get shot immediately after, if they think telling me a person's name before shooting him is going to make a difference in how I feel their wrong, what a cheap trick.
They took the idea of mundane to an extreme I've never seen before.
I kept thinking to myself, OK, they have 40 minutes to develop characters, make me care about them, conflict, and resolution. OK, they have 10 minutes to develop characters, make me care about them, conflict, and resolution. When it just ENDED I was like GAHH! It was frustrating.
JUST SAY NO TO ELEPHANT.
- Prettylittlelie
- Dec 8, 2004