- Rudy Ray Moore: I will not promise you a chicken in every pot. I will not promise to make every motherfucking thing perfectly clear. I will not promise to come to you with no heavy heart. If you all elect me for your president, I will not promise you a goddamn thing! Cause that's just what you will get! Nothing, if I win!
- Rudy Ray Moore: Now, a lot of people want to know and want to ask me a lot of questions about how I will do on my presidential format. Now I tell you brothers right now before I go any further. If I get in the White House and we take over, brothers and sisters, we are not going to kill all the whities.
- Rudy Ray Moore: First thing Dolemite encountered were two Rocky Mountains. Dolemite said, "Mountains, what you gonna do?" The mountains said, "We're gonna part, Mr. Dolemite, and let your badass through."
- Rudy Ray Moore: Went further on down on 42nd Street, run into that badass Two Gun Pete. He said, Move over, motherfucker, and let me pass for they have to be pulling these triple-A's outta your...
- Man in Audience: Ass!
- Rudy Ray Moore: That's what I'm talking about. Put yo weight on it.