Review by swtnria

About 2 hours into the movie I started thinking out loud, wondering how old King Kong must be at that moment and whether there is any chance he dies from old age any time soon and he spares us the torture of watching more of this movie. Don't remember if my comment was appreciated by the company but this is the most vivid recollection I have from that night. The rest is some hazy memory of king kong trying to repel attacks coming relentlessly from all around him, again and again, and -to my disappointment- always managing to stay alive.

I would end my review here but imdb has a different opinion and wants me to write more. So here's a king kong related joke coming from a greek cartoonist. There's a huge ape drawn on paper and a tiny mouse right at his feet. The mouse despite its tremendously tiny size is full of audacity and asks the ape: "Aren't you ashamed, being a twenty-meter as...le and being called ping pong?? And the ape replies "It's King Kong". That's the only king kong reference I found enjoyable.

Happy now imdb?

I hope you are :-)