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Ultrachrist!

  • 2003
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
4.6/10
330
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Jonathan C. Green in Ultrachrist! (2003)
SatireComedy

What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?

  • Director
    • Kerry Douglas Dye
  • Writers
    • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Jordan Hoffman
  • Stars
    • Jonathan C. Green
    • Celia A. Montgomery
    • Samuel Bruce Campbell
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    4.6/10
    330
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Writers
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
      • Jordan Hoffman
    • Stars
      • Jonathan C. Green
      • Celia A. Montgomery
      • Samuel Bruce Campbell
    • 14User reviews
    • 14Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 wins total

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    Jonathan C. Green
    Jonathan C. Green
    • Jesus…
    Celia A. Montgomery
    Celia A. Montgomery
    • Molly
    Samuel Bruce Campbell
    Samuel Bruce Campbell
    • Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
    Dara Shindler
    • Jada Jennsen
    Jordan Hoffman
    • Archangel Ira
    Danielle Langlois
    Danielle Langlois
    • Jane
    Samantha Dark
    • Paula
    Nathaniel Graves
    • Tommy
    Rana Lee Araneta
    • Pool Player #2
    Amanda Bernen
    Amanda Bernen
    • Meany's Masseuse
    Jonathan Bloom
    • Local Sinner
    Patrick Brennan
    • Perverted Cheer Fan
    • (voice)
    Tian Chen
    • Local Sinner
    Bob Cohen
    • Marty
    Elizabeth Cooper
    • Wrestling Fan
    Don Creech
    Don Creech
    • God the Father
    Dan Cross
    • Local Sinner
    Tara Cullen
    • 'For a Good Time Call' Girl
    • Director
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Writers
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
      • Jordan Hoffman
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    9Gogog

    A second coming that has you second guessing...

    Lots of fun--smart, witty, charming, and enjoyable. Even the premise--Jesus returns to earth as a superhero--suggests good times. A must see, especially with a group of friends. It leaves you all feeling happy and ready to turn the other cheek....
    10tomwww

    Super-low budget, but super-big laughs ...

    Whoa, this movie looks cheap. It looks like it was shot on the streets of New York City with nothing but $14 and a silver superhero suit. The good news is, it's pretty funny. A few sidesplitters, and solid chuckles up until the end, which is utterly hilarious.

    The premise is that Jesus comes back to Earth in the modern day and finds he's a bit of a freak. He meets a seamstress and has her make him a superhero costume so he'll be able to relate. Then the Antichrist (who's the NYC Parks Commissioner, for some reason), resurrects the greatest sinners in history to fight Ultrachrist, and then ... then things get kind of weird.

    While the movie may dwell a little long on some subplots (a romance between a pretty reporter and Jesus's angel sidekick may be a tad too much gravy), it manages to sustain momentum throughout, and by the final twenty minutes, when Jesus and Satan go head-to-head at what seems to be a benefit Honkytonk concert, it's reached deliriously crazy highs of hilarity.

    Minor masterpiece? Maybe not ... but I did appreciate that the movie didn't stoop to lowbrow scatological humor at all (obscure political references are more its thing), and the performances (except a few where it's clearly someones friend or sister) are quite good -- particularly Jonathan C. Green as Jesus/Ultrachrist.

    If you can tolerate low production values, bad sound and Klezmer music, Ultrachrist! is a movie worth checking out.
    lofi13

    See this movie, or see you in HELL!!

    Quite simply, the best feature film about a present-day, super-hero Jesus who wears spandex tights and fights Hitler, Nixon and Jim Morrison to save the world. 11th commandment - thou shalt see this movie, or I'll see you in Hell!
    7karalynnn

    A Good time

    I found Ultrachrist to be a laugh out loud good time. Jonathan C. Green's portrayal of the childlike savior returned to earth was great fun. The opening of the film is totally cute and the Finale is as well. Yes the movie is low budget but it is a Hoot. My only problem was it seemed to drag along near the end. It is only 92 minutes long but begins to feel like it is +2 hours, before the resolution occurs. For those wondering about a rating PG is pretty much what it qualifies for with Kissing Lipstick Lesbians and an Dominatrix. Overall the acting was sketchy but no one rents a movie this low budget expecting Academy Award winning anything. I had a good time and it wasn't even that blasphemous.
    2cheitman23

    Not so good...

    Normally I don't like to bash indie cinema (It's more fun to trash movies that are poorly crafted but cost $$$ to make) but I have to make an exception. I was fooled by the high IMDb rating and reviews on this turkey, which must have

    been posted by friends of the creator. Let me say upfront that I'm far from

    religious, and appreciate good satire in the vein of Election. This was too dumb to be called satire.

    A Jesus with a whiny Brookyln accent shows up nude in NYC (a'la "The Terminator") and crafts a spandex powder blue "superhero costume" to relate to today's youth. Lots of scatology and sex jokes as Jesus turns the

    commandments to pro casual sex to win converts. The video and especially

    audio are sub-porno quality. "Jesus" fights Richard Nixon (guy in rubber Nixon mask) Jim Morrison and Dracula. An interesting concept badly executed. Look

    elsewhere for religious humor not so puerile, I suggest "The Life of Brian".

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    • Trivia
      Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square.
    • Quotes

      Jesus/Ultrachrist!: The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!

    • Crazy credits
      "Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone"
    • Connections
      Featured in Body/Antibody (2007)
    • Soundtracks
      A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
      Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye

      Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden

      Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green

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    • Release date
      • April 24, 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official site
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    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Astoria, Queens, New York City, New York, USA
    • Production company
      • LeisureSuit Media
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 32 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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