Bikini Party Massacre

This film is a terrible rip off of every single horror film that ever failed in the first place. God-Awful! A waste of time. An insult to primitive man! The editor must be fresh out of grade school film camp. The effects are so pathetic I honestly thought the video store was playing a joke on me. The make-up looks like ketchup, and the below standard CGI imitation digital graphics could have been done using Microsoft paint. The film is cut worse than my face after shaving with a dull blade. Other than this it is worth renting. Im a bigger loser today because I rented this garbage. If I had stayed home and watched the toilet flush I would be smarter than watching this film. What an insult!

This film is comparable to Halloween, The Exorcist and Ben Hur. Simply the finest film ever made by a carbon based lifeform on this world. The acting is particularily great. The storyline is the most original since Gone with the wind. And the effects are like the Matrix. I cant get enough of this truly incredible film. Rent it 1000 times and you still wont be bored!

First of all...whoever the user *Donald* is, get a life.

This guy must be a cast or crew member... He has posted at least 4 reviews, saying that it's great fun & just as good as "Halloween". I hope this fool is getting paid enough. I won't even go into detail about the film...it sucks!

Horrible acting... Horrible SFX... It's awful! Stay away!!!!

Finally a film which does not need thirty billion dollars to sell an audience. I watched this with a group of friends and we laughed, we screamed and we simply had fun! The technical values are like an old hammer film. There must be a rip off of every classic horror film from the 80's in this picture. If you think you are renting Terms of Endearment than you will be sadly disappointed. But as far as horror films go this was a treat. First of all. Look at the title. I mean if you read this title and than pan it like it was supposed to be a drama - go back to preschool. But if you like low budget horror films with original;ity and the odd cliche done to death (literally). Than you will love this. Some of the performances were better than others. I mean it was obviously made on a shoe string in a rush. BUT - yuo have bikini clad babes running around through the whole film. three different sub-plots, and a ton of gore effects. I was actually impressed with a few of the digital animation sequences. This film will entertain those who have a sense of humour and enjoy scary movies. It has a flair that is very John Carpenter. We have a group of gorgeous people in the New Yourk Pine Barrens partying. mean after I saw this movie, I wanted to go camping. Than you have a chick who seems to be haunted by her father. Another who will sleep with everyone, and a guy who seems to be a little psycho. Of course there are some nude scenes and hilarious jokes. The cinematography is very good. Anyone with any intelligence will realize that they were going for a real Tv look and feel. But this is not Blair Witch Project. It is not shot like a documentary. It is a real movie. I purchased the DVD and discovered it has several extra features as well. Good wholesome gory fun!!!

This film stinks like no other i have ever seen. This isn't low-budget...it is NO BUDGET!!! The acting is the lame beyond belief. The first half of the movie does nothing but waste time, complete boredom...nothing happens!

The rest of the movie is predictable and just plain moronic. A pre-schooler with a camcorder could make a better horror film than this. AVOID THIS ATROCITY AT ALL COSTS!!!