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La leggenda di Al, John e Jack (2002)

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La leggenda di Al, John e Jack

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  • Al: [Jack has accidentally "shot" The Boss's aunt and a bus driver and the three of them are on the run] What the fuck did you do, Jack? What the *fuck* did you do?
  • Jack: I did nothing bad, Al. I didn't mean it!
  • Al: We're dead meat.
  • [turns to Jack]
  • Al: And it's your fault, you damn pill-popper!
  • Jack: I just went like this!
  • [stretches his arms out in a T shape like a martyr - a bullet hits the car radio]
  • John: Hold the wheel, Al!
  • [turns to Jack]
  • John: Give me the gun, Jack!
  • John: [Jack gives him the gun] This gun is *cursed*, now it won't kill innocent people any more!
  • [throws it out the window, where it shoots the final bullet into a pedestrian's back. The pedestrian falls to the floor, dead, dropping his hat]
  • John: [seeing Al acting like an exorcist] What the *fuck* is going on, Jack?
  • Jack: When Al woke up, I told him he was an exorcist!
  • Al: I am not afraid of you, Satan! Go back to - the - daaaaaarknesssss!
  • Al: [seeing John - thinking that he's Satan] I have finally found you. Leave this deformed body. Enter into me. Enter into me!
  • Jack: Just play along with him.
  • Al: Leave this grotesque body! And enter into *me*!
  • [shouts]
  • Al: Enter into me, now!
  • [John slaps Al - Al grunts and falls to the floor]
  • The Boss: What was on your agenda today? I can't remember.
  • John: We had to kill "Frankie Rubber Butt".
  • The Boss: Ah.
  • [opens a locker]
  • The Boss: *This* Frankie Rubber Butt? The one who steals the betting money? Oh, shut up!
  • [slams the locker]
  • The Boss: The arsehole who sold seven of our men to the FBI?
  • [holds up a photo of Frank Contropelo]
  • The Boss: Or was it this one?
  • Jack: That's him, boss.
  • The Boss: Frankie Backcomber. The barber on the 15th Street. You had to kill a spy! You killed a barber instead. I don't know what to do with you, guys. Two weeks ago you collected the protection money from the wrong shops! And today you killed a barber!
  • Jack: There's also the bourbon incident.
  • The Boss: What bourbon?
  • Jack: It was a bourbon we were supposed to deliver, but we downed it all at Billy Rotten Gum's party.
  • The Boss: What am I supposed to do? Come on - tell me!
  • Jack: Well...
  • The Boss: Jack! It's a rhetorical question, you're not meant to answer it!

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