Jeremy Hoop credited as playing...
Sam Roberts
- Charly: I've been discussing the whole thing with God. We're very close now, He and I.
- Sam: Oh, really?
- Charly: I said, "Father, Sam's being a jerk."
- Sam: And?
- Charly: He agreed with me, of course.
- Sam: Of course.
- Charly: I told Him how you'd broken my heart. He understood about that. "But," I said, "I still love him."
- Sam: What did He say?
- Charly: He said I was probably a glutton for punishment, but I suppose I've always known that.
- Sam: I love you.
- Charly: You'd better.
- [Charly is driving fast in downtown Salt Lake City]
- Sam: Slow down. I want to be able to borrow this car again.
- Charly: Life is for fun, Sam. Sounds like you need a life. Woo-hoo! Cannot drive this this in Manhattan.
- Sam: You're not supposed to drive like this in Utah, Charlene.
- Charly: Charly, call me Charly.
- Sam: I don't think this is such a good idea, Charly.
- Charly: Sam, wait up. Don't go, let's talk.
- Sam: How could you do this to me?
- Charly: To you?
- Sam: You're not who I thought you were.
- Charly: Sam, I had a life before I met you, I did. But it was different then, and I was different then. Sam... Sam, look at me. You introduced me to a new way of looking at life, but it's not going to mean much to me unless you're a part of it. Sam... Sam, I think I just told you I love you. Sam, please say something. What do you want?
- Sam: I don't know. Not used merchandise.
- [Charly walks off distraught]
- Sam: I was jealous...
- Mark Reynolds: mmhmm
- Sam: ...and thoughtless...
- Mark Reynolds: Don't let me stop you
- Charly: Describe her to me.
- Sam: Who?
- Charly: The future Mrs. Utah. What's she like? No, let me guess. A little on the stout side, but pleasant, always pleasant. Perpetually aproned, but never ruffled. June Cleaver with a day-planner.
- Sam: You have no idea what you're talking about.
- Charly: Come on, Utah. You cannot tell me, sitting there in your highly starched shirt, that you do not dream of tying the knot with some ultra-organized gorgeous woman who just happens to love to cook and sew and cater to your every whim.