- Scott Steiner: [after beating up Christopher Nowinski and Matt Hardy] Gimme a fucking mic!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Uh-oh.
- Matt Hardy: New York is like every other city - it is full of losers.
- Christopher Nowinski: Please, Matt. These people are not losers, they're just too stupid to know any better!
- Christopher Nowinski: What's it gonna be New York, are you losers or are you stupid?
- Matt Hardy: Look, Chris, let's compromise. These people are losers, AND they're stupid. They're... LUPID! New Yorkers are lupid.
- [Backstage interview between The Coach and RAW General Manager, Eric Bischoff]
- Jonathan Coachman - The Coach: Well, Mr. Bischoff, I was hoping is I'm sure that all the fans out there, are as well that... if you could give us some insights as what we're gonna expect tonight from the Elimination Chamber.
- Eric Bischoff: [scoffs]
- Eric Bischoff: What you can expect? I think you and all the fans can expect to see history, and the future; all in one night.
- [smiles]
- Eric Bischoff: You see, when I debut the Elimination Chamber, fans are going to witness not only history in the making; but they're going to be watching is Eric Bischoff lays the ground work for the future of this industry.
- [laughs at his statement]
- Eric Bischoff: Jeez, once again, Eric Bischoff has outdone Stephanie McMahon and, come to think of it, Eric Bischoff is outdone...
- [Big Show appears behind Bischoff]
- The Big Show: [smiles] Hi stranger.
- [scratches his moustache]
- The Big Show: You know, you've made a big mistake in trading me. If you don't believe you did, watch me tonight, when I walk out of Madison Square Garden: the new WWE Champion.