Using the Internet and global satellites, a group of gangsters pull off the biggest bank heist in the Mafia's history.Using the Internet and global satellites, a group of gangsters pull off the biggest bank heist in the Mafia's history.Using the Internet and global satellites, a group of gangsters pull off the biggest bank heist in the Mafia's history.
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I saw Caan, Pastore and Vincent...and the trailer...and I thought, hey why not give it a chance? So I ordered it on DVD from the US.
I saw it last night, and man what a big disappointment...OK, I know it's a low budget movie - but it's just terrible. I've seen other low budget movies on the mob that are far better. (give "Witness to the Mob" a chance)
This movie tries to ripoff of the BIG greater mafia movies like Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco etc. without getting close... Some scenes are just so "embarrassing" that you don't know if you should laugh or cry. over 5 on IMDb? G's...this movie dosen't deserve anything better then a 3.
Don't buy it, don't rent it...just Forgetaboutit!
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I saw it last night, and man what a big disappointment...OK, I know it's a low budget movie - but it's just terrible. I've seen other low budget movies on the mob that are far better. (give "Witness to the Mob" a chance)
This movie tries to ripoff of the BIG greater mafia movies like Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco etc. without getting close... Some scenes are just so "embarrassing" that you don't know if you should laugh or cry. over 5 on IMDb? G's...this movie dosen't deserve anything better then a 3.
Don't buy it, don't rent it...just Forgetaboutit!
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This is a Mafia B Movie that is neither bad nor good. Completely middle of the road. It looks like a B movie and sounds like a B movie. There's nothing impressive or good about it, except that it has a lot of great mob movie character actors in it that you may want to see. The writing isn't spectacular, but it passes, except for the jokes which are stupid. There's some wackings in it that are well done enough. But there's really no reason to watch it unless you have nothing to watch and really love these actors, and like to try to watch every mafia movie out there. I watched it while I was doing a stretching and work out routine, but I wouldn't have just sat and watched it on its own. But I don't regret watching it. Thats all I can say about it.
Pretty good talented cast members from many mob movies who seemed to walk through the script. Bad filming and horrible choice of music.
gzzzzzzz......i note a bit of hostility! alot of time and effort went into this film which should be appreciated in this industry. There is also an abundance of talented people associated with this film. In addition alot of no name talents were given an opportunity to shine and shine they did! Pls. be patient as this sight is being updated for all who took part to be given proper credit.
My girlfriend and I laughed heartily throughout the movie, however this is not supposed to be a comedy.
If you want a movie to watch and laugh at its terribleness, then this is it. While there are some good actors here, they seem like they are improvising all their scenes. Like its all some type of goof to them.
The no-name actors are the true comedic gems here. Particularly bad is the FBI lead agent. His acting was so bad it made me want to crawl into a hole.
If you want to see a truly terrible movie, see this. If you bring your sense of humor, you just may enjoy yourself.
If you want a movie to watch and laugh at its terribleness, then this is it. While there are some good actors here, they seem like they are improvising all their scenes. Like its all some type of goof to them.
The no-name actors are the true comedic gems here. Particularly bad is the FBI lead agent. His acting was so bad it made me want to crawl into a hole.
If you want to see a truly terrible movie, see this. If you bring your sense of humor, you just may enjoy yourself.
Did you know
- TriviaProducer, director and co-writer of this movie, Danny Provenzano, is a nephew of Anthony 'Tony Pro' Provenzano, formerly a capo in the Genovese Crime Family. An associate producer is John 'Sonny' Franzese, a former underboss in the Columbo Crime family. Actors in it include Paul Vario Jr. and Ricky Luchesse, associated with the Luchesse Crime family, and Anthony Russo, associated with the Columbo Crime family amongst others.
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- Gross US & Canada
- $37,227
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $8,007
- Jul 20, 2003
- Gross worldwide
- $37,227
- Runtime1 hour 40 minutes
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- 1.85 : 1
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