- Pam Lansing: Alex, why are you hanging onto the television?
- Alex Lansing: It's Stevie.
- Pam Lansing: Yeah, it's Terrence Russell McCormack. He's so cute.
- Alex Lansing: No, it's not Terrence somebody, it's Stevie.
- Pam Lansing: OK, look, um, honey, your father and I have to go. Are you OK?
- Alex Lansing: Stevie. He's *on* the television.
- Pam Lansing: Every week. I didn't think you liked that show.
- Alex Lansing: What... show?
- Pam Lansing: "Where's Stevie?"
- Alex Lansing: He's *on* the television!
- Dave Lansing: Alex, I don't understand.
- Alex Lansing: It's Stevie.
- Pam Lansing: Right, from the TV show.
- Alex Lansing: What TV show?
- Dave Lansing: "Where's Stevie?"
- Alex Lansing: He's *on* the television!
- Alex Lansing: Hi, Abby.
- Fiona: Alex--what are you doing?
- Alex Lansing: I'm saying hi to Abby.
- Fiona, Abby: Why?
- Abby: We have a... semi-non existent human life at stake here.
- Terrence Russell McCormack: Which is me, in another dimension.
- Larry: ... Cool.
- Terrence Russell McCormack: Bye, Abby. Sorry I don't have an autographed photograph for you.
- Abby: It's OK. I know what you look like.
- Alex Lansing: Gary, you know what position you play, right?
- Gary: [confused look] Yeah.
- Alex Lansing: So you know what position I play, right?
- Gary: Yeah.
- Alex Lansing: Gary, what position do I play?
- Gary: Quarterback.