Passion Crimes

I bought the VHS version new for USD $1. A bargain considering renting this kind of video would have cost $3.50 in the same shopping strip. The overall quality of the video is very good. There were 3 picture flickers and one purple line coming down the screen on my copy. Cute Babe rating is B+. Could have been higher with bigger budget lighting and makeup artistry. The slow motion love scenes seemed jumpy from frame to frame. Mabey producers tried to save money by doing with less and stretching it out rather than doing more in real time. While the actual action was okay the slowness made me antsy to get on with the show. Performers speak clearly enough but the sound track in parts got louder and softer. Hence I had to adjust the volume at times. Mabey I got a factory second quality video at the dollar store but probably it's the same as other copies. It's a good movie to watch if your friends like to talk during the show. The plot is simple enough that you won't miss much. Recommended for adult viewers with time to pass for 73 minutes.

Yes, that is a phrase that you will find in this movie?. The actual line is: 'We found a knife registered to Mr xxx!. WHAT?. You are probably thinking that a movie with such an incoherent line is not worth watching for it's plot ... WRONG!. Although the story is simple and, at some point, stupid, the plot is not THAT unbearable; it is like the average story in B-grade sex movies. The movie starts showing this beautiful getting a flat tire while driving at night(or at least it was late enough for no light), which stranded her in some road. Since she is carrying her mobile phone, she tries to contact Road Service, and as she was talking, she is surprised from behind by some stranger who puts her to sleep using the typical soaked-in-whatever cloth, and then proceeds to kidnap her. When the police find her car in the road during their shift, they immediately get in touch with her husband, some rich man who spends his time wearing a rope and screwing his maid. Since he delivers a 'feelingless' reaction (no surprise, no worry), he is pointed out as the main suspect. He procceed to hire this really hot lawyer to take his case, but it will not take long for both to take their clothes off and start screwing just everywhere... The movie has some interesting things: for example, this rich guy is allowed to have sex with the maid since she was a 'GIFT' from his wife; then, the knife line; like those, you will find more.

Honestly, the movie is not very good. Sure, it contains hot women (especially the lawyer) and one threesome scene, but in general the scenes are too slow and they lack of excitement. I usually enjoy any kind of B-grade soft-core movie, but I had trouble enjoying this one. Watch it if you want to see one of the hottest lawyers I have ever seen in a movie.

Cheap (and it shows), boring smut about a rich woman (Jen Dike) who is kidnapped and her sex addicted husband as the prime suspect but he doesn't seem to care because he's sleeping with just about every woman (including his maid and lawyer). If you rented this trash for the erotic (soft-core) sex scenes (played in slow motion), it's probably better to fast forward; otherwise, you'll be bored just waiting. Better yet, rent a porno film. My evaluation: (no stars).

As the movie ends on HBO,with yet another cheesy sex scene, I am so appalled by how truly crappy this movie is. Although I do not expect much other than laughs from late night cable movie network softcore flicks, this one is one of the worst. The plot is impossible to follow, the sex scene are terrible. No noise just cheesy world music and the positions they are in remind the imagination that they are not even having sex, half the time he is bumping her in the thigh and when performing oral, his head is usually down by her knees. The girl is fairly hot, thats the only plus. The camera shots and angles look they were put together by an eight year old. If your looking for comedy, watch this film, if your looking for sex, rent a porno.