White Cargo

1973
1h 17m

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Albert is a bumbling civil servant, who dreams that he is a Bond-like secret agent. He gets involved in a plot to smuggle young women out to the Middle East. More by luck than judgment he ma... Read allAlbert is a bumbling civil servant, who dreams that he is a Bond-like secret agent. He gets involved in a plot to smuggle young women out to the Middle East. More by luck than judgment he manages to thwart the baddies and save the day.Albert is a bumbling civil servant, who dreams that he is a Bond-like secret agent. He gets involved in a plot to smuggle young women out to the Middle East. More by luck than judgment he manages to thwart the baddies and save the day.

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3.7/10

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Made in less than two-and-a-half weeks for £70,000.

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[Albert is remembering how at the age of eleven he crawled under the table to retrieve a toy car and saw the legs of the teenage babysitter]
Albert Toddey: [voiceover] It was after that that I realised that girls weren't just boys with longer hair and prettier legs.

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6/10

Mister Fantastic

Sir David is unlikely to thank if you mention this reminder of his wilderness years between 'Do Not Adjust Your Set' and his guest role in 'Porridge', but this silly little farce provides him with a showy part in an actual movie. It also provides a poignant reminder of the lovely but ill-fated Imogen Hassell; it's one major liability being the dreadful music.