- William Shatner: [advising Trey on how TV cops taste drugs] You spear the knife into the bag... then pick some of the drugs up with the knife... then lightly press it on your tongue. And that is how TV cops taste drugs!
- Mitch Preston: What if it's cyanide? There's a reason real cops don't taste drugs.
- [Mitch is speaking into the "confessional" camera]
- Mitch Preston: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? I'm too old for this shit. Go on, I dare ya.
- [Why Mitch started doing pottery]
- Mitch Preston: My ex and I were on the rocks, and my marriage counselor said I needed to take up a hobby.
- Trey Sellars: How come you never got good at it?
- Mitch Preston: Well, it's kind of like you and police work. I never took it that seriously.
- Chase Renzi: [unimpressed] This is your house?
- Mitch Preston: No, this is my batcave. There's a tunnel in the garage that leads to my mansion in Beverly Hills.
- Trey Sellars: [walking around the weapons lab] What happened to the good old days where people would just grow pot in their garages?