Casper Christensen credited as playing...
Casper Christensen
- Kim Dorowsky: [Casper and Kim just had sex] I couldn't believe that sex could be *that* bad.
- Casper Christensen: Sex? It had nothing to do with sex... It was more like an asthma attack!
- Niels Buckingham: Bravo Casper! You delivered a fabulous show!
- Casper Christensen: [optimistic] Yeah? Did you think it was fun?
- Niels Buckingham: You know I got no humor... But I could tell by the audience.
- Casper Christensen: So you have stopped considering firing me?
- Niels Buckingham: No, no... I still consider it... That's just the way I am... Bye-bye
- Kenny Nickelman: I can easily combine a good and healthy working environment with a good and healthy sex life.
- Casper Christensen: [looks skeptically at him]
- Kenny Nickelman: Well, a damaged and minimal sex life.
- [repeated line]
- Casper Christensen: [to Robert] What's so funny about that
- Robert Lange Dølhus: I don't know...
- Casper Christensen: Why are you such a homophobe Kenny... There's nothing wrong in being gay
- Kenny Nickelman: It's unatural... against the Bible
- Casper Christensen: How?
- Kenny Nickelman: Casper, use your brains... In the Bible it was Adam & EVE, it wasn't Adam & Harvey
- Casper Christensen: Look... I'm a little horny right now so I'll just go and pick up a chick and screw her and then we can grab a beer afterwards, okay
- Kenny Nickelman: That's been noted sir!
- Casper Christensen: All right champ!
- [Casper leaves]
- Kenny Nickelman: [talking into a tape recorder] Don't envy him, Kenny! You can do a lot of other things, like you're helping Kim with her book... I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A RANDOM WOMAN TOO!
- [Kenny puts the recorder in his pocket, gives a relived sigh and leaves]
- Casper Christensen: There's a clown at our place right now and he's made a training boot camp in my apartment! I tell you Kenny, i'm afraid to go home. I always had a big fear of clowns, I don't know why.
- Kenny Nickelman: Of course you are... They use make-up and lipstick... It's drag-queens for kids!
- Casper Christensen: No it's not that... I just don't like the way they behave!
- Kenny Nickelman: Ohhhh, then you better watch out when you come home... Maybe he'll give you a blow in the baloon!
- Niels Buckingham: HORSE! That was the answer I was looking for! These mensa-questions are far too easy: What is 7 times 18? HORSE! Caus' if you've got a horse it's STRAIGH FORWARD. HELLO Tinky-winkey, and PIKACHU. I gotta go, it's almost lunch-time
- Casper Christensen: But Niels, it's only 9:30am
- Niels Buckingham: Yes, on YOUR clock, but what about the clocks on the arms of people in Montreal?
- Wulff: In Montreal it's 2am... now...
- Niels Buckingham: Exactly! And who want's to stop a Canadian lumberjack-type like me from cutting himself a lovely slice of pot roast? GO en peace, brother rabbit. This man is the most sensible one present here tonight! THANK YOU ALL. Mmmm estragon and creamy gorgonzola.