Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo, Bill Farmer, Tress MacNeille, and Russi Taylor in Tous en boîte (2001)

Quotes

Tous en boîte

Max: HOLD IT. Will everybody PLEASE stop fussing over us. I hate to complain, but I asked for us to be left alone and I've never seen so many people in my life. What's next? A marching band?
[a marching band is waiting in the lobby]
Daisy: Sorry, guys. Your gig's off.

Minnie Mouse: Mickey, we're missing our first act, Jafar and Iago.
Mickey: Gee. I hope they're not lost.
Iago: We are so lost!
Jafar: Calm down Iago, Mickey wouldn't replace us.

Cinderella: But Mickey, I need the pumpkin. It's my ride home.
Mickey: I'll find you a new ride home.
Cinderella: Well, all right, but I must leave by midnight.

Clarabelle: Dopey may leave the Seven Dwarfs to pursue more dramatic roles. Next, over at Lady and the Tramp's, Tramp came home late and caused a bit of a dog fight between him and Lady...

[Pete is accused of stealing the cartoons]
Pete: This rope isn't mine. My fingerprints here don't prove nothin' and I don't even know Horace Horsecollar.
Horace: Hey Pete.
Pete: Oh, hey Horace. How's it goin'?
Horace: Goin' all right? How's the wife and kids?
Pete: Can't complain.

Daisy: Goofy better hurry. Our guests are getting hungry.
Timothy Mouse: We can surly use some food over here, right Dumbo?
[Dumbo spots Timothy as a peanut]
Timothy Mouse: Dumbo?

Mother: Don't touch the villain dear.

Queen of Hearts: You'll have to go fish for a better deal, because we give the competition the royal flush.

Goofy: Two pigs were wallowing in the mud... no, wait, that's a dirty joke. Ding-dong. No, wait, that should be knock-knock.
Talking Doorknob: Oh, who's there, who's there?
Goofy: Oh, never mind. Knock-knock jokes stink.
Talking Doorknob: Hmph. I take that as a personal slam on doors.

Max: You got me a car?
Goofy: Even better. I got you your own parking space.

Mickey: See ya real soon.

Goofy: What're you all doin'?
Mickey: Just hanging out with Max.
Goofy: I thought you were trying to keep me from seein' that car Max crashed through the wall.

Max: Head waiter is the easiest job. All you do is order the penguins around and read the funny menu.

Pete: You did put on a show, even if Mickey Mouse prancin' around in Christmas lights ain't much of one.

Goofy: [At the phone company] This is the party line. Oh, water line, red line, dandy line, hair line, life line, fe-line, airline, firin' line, incline.
[Donald Duck is wrapped up in phone lines]
Goofy: I guess Donald is the "Line" King.

Voiceover: In the hip-hop world, you want to be phat.
Goofy: Fat? It's these pants, right?

Von Drake: Hello there! And welcome to Von Drake's House of Genius. This is the house, and I am the genius.

Timothy Mouse: Hey, where's Mickey?
Timon: Yeah, having Mickey on stage might not be such a bad idea.

Mortimer Mouse: [to Cinderella] Hey Cindy, you're looking for a shoe, I got one your size.
[imitating Dumbo]
Mortimer Mouse: Hey, look at me! I'm Dumbo! Ha!
[Dumbo and Timothy stared at Mortimer because he imitates Dumbo]

Pumbaa: Hey Timon, I should tell you I got a rumbly in my tumbly.
[Pumbaa starts to rumble]
Timon: [gasp] He's gonna blow!
[an ostrich hides in the cake]
Timothy Mouse: Let's fly Dumbo!
[Dumbo flies]
Sneezy: Ah-choo! I can't smell anything anyway.
Mickey: Donald! Don't!
[When Donald tries to get Pumbaa out of the House of Mouse before he can stink up it, but it was too late]

Mickey: Minnie! There's no audience.
Minnie Mouse: I know, that's because nobody want's to see Pete day.
Mickey: Aw, we knew this would happen, I bet Pete's really mad, huh?
Minnie Mouse: Uh-uh! I'm busy right now! Bye-bye!
[Minnie runs away]
Mickey: Say uh, Pluto, ha-ha!
Pluto: Uh-uh!
[Pluto runs away]
Mickey: Aw, Zipity Doo darn!

Mickey: Well, Goofy, Super Goof, he's got to be non other than...
Clarabelle: Dumbo!
Goofy: Oh, come on! I maybe Goofy, but I'm not even that stupid!

Goofy: [to Dumbo] Hyuck! Peanuts are going fast.
[Chip and Dale stoled the nuts from Dumbo]
Goofy: See? What I tell you.

Basil of Baker Street: Dawson you fool, can't you see it's a trap?
[Ratigan opens the drain]
Ratigan: Curses!

[Jiminy accidently slouched Mickey]
Jiminy Cricket: Uh-uh-uh! Don't slouch.
Minnie Mouse: The problem is, he's Pinocchio's consience, not yours.
Mickey: We just need a way for Jiminy to realize that.
[cut to Jiminy and Minnie]
Jiminy Cricket: Me? Perform? Why, I don't know what to do.
Minnie Mouse: Why, not let your consience be your guide?
Mike: And now, Jiminy Cricket!

Mickey: Oh, boy! Bibbidi Bobbidi Stew!
[the stew was gone, cut to Goofy]
Goofy: Folks, I feel just awful. Does anyone need anything? Maybe some more stew?
Audience: No!

Goofy: Then I should break my leg.
Gaston: No one breaks a leg like Gaston!
[goes to the side and breaks his leg]

Minnie Mouse: Oh Clarabelle!
[runs off crying]
Lumiere: Hey! Hey! Where's the fire?
Cogsworth: She shouldn't be running off, isn't it her time?

Pumbaa: Hey Timon, I should tell you I got a rumbly in my tumbly.
[Pumbaa starts to rumble]
Sneezy: [gasp] He's gonna blow!
[an ostrich hides in the cake]
Timothy Mouse: Let's fly Dumbo!
[Dumbo flies]
Sneezy: Ah-choo! I can't smell anything anyway.
Mickey: Donald! Don't!
[When Donald tries to get Pumbaa out of the House of Mouse before he can stink up it, but it was too late]

[In "How to be a gentlemen]
Voiceover: ...and now onto the gentleman's wardrobe.
[a shade appears around Goofy, then moves away. He is wearing a blonde wig, eyeshadow, elbow-length gloves, an emerald ring, a red evening dress and red high heels]
Goofy: Hyuk! Fetching!
Voiceover: Ahem! A gentle-*MAN'S* wardrobe!

Mickey: [serves something to Pooh] Here's your poo-poo platter, Pooh.
[Pooh takes a bite out of it and grows 15 feet tall]
Mickey: Oops! Wrong dish!
[moves the platter to Alice's table]
Mickey: That's for Alice.

[Donald runs through the women's changing rooms after baby Shelby. When he comes out, he is wearing a pink blouse, a darker pink bow and skirt and blue high heels. He runs right into Daisy]
Donald: Oh, no!
[sheepishly]
Donald: Uh, hiya, Daisy.
Daisy: So *this* is what you do all day!
[Donald opens his mouth to say something, but Daisy walks off]

[Donald crashes a riding mower into a women's clothing display. He is wearing a green women's hat, a blonde wig, a purple blouse and a purple bra. He is seated on the lower half of a dummy in such a way that it seems he has women's legs and is wearing a blue skirt and high heels. Daisy sees him]
Daisy: It's true!
[Donald realizes what it looks like and tries to explain, but Daisy runs off sobbing]

[Goofy is paracycling and relaxing as he falls through the air]
Voiceover: As the ground looms, it is time to activate the parachute.
[Goofy does nothing]
Voiceover: ... I said, ACTIVATE THE PARACHUTE! And you should always open it...
[Goofy opens up his parachute - below him]
Voiceover: ... above you.
[Goofy gets tangled in it]

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