- Michael Cole: So, Rock, do you have any worries about any participants in the Rumble tonight?
- The Rock: One - Crash Holly, Two - Headbanger Mosh!
- Jim Ross: [Mae Young is named Miss Rumble 2000] I think we've seen it all, folks. I know I have. So, Mae Young is the unanimous winner of the first-ever Miss Rumble swimsuit competition. Folks, we warned you it could be a little risqué, but how in the world could we have ever dreamed it was gonna be quite what we saw?
- Jerry Lawler: [in the Miss Rumble swimsuit contest, The Kat wears a bikini made of bubble wrap] Let me pop it! I love to pop bubble wrap!
- Jerry Lawler: [when Mae Young was about to take off her bra in the swim suit contest] No, Mae, not the puppies!
- Jerry Lawler: [after the Mae Young incident] I apologize J.R. but my mind is just... I've seen Frankenstein movies, horror movies, Dracula etc... I've never seen anything like Mae Young.
- Jim Ross: Oh, stop it... Mae's... a lot of fun.
- Jerry Lawler: She's "a lot of fun"?
- Jim Ross: Aw hell you gotta admire her... spunk and zest for life!
- [Edge strikes British Bulldog below the belt]
- Jerry Lawler: That was a cheap shot.
- Jim Ross: Somewhat of a discount shot, yes.
- Chris Jericho: [Pre-match Promo] All right, New York City! Welcome to Madison... Square... Jericho! And after tonight, when I become the true, undisputed Intercontinental champion, the Jerichoholics of the Big Apple will throw a celebration party that will make the millennium bash in Times Square look like my sister's seventh birthday party! It'll be a celebration so huge, so grandiose, so spectacular, that it will never, EEEEEEEEVER, be forgotten again!